What are you doing right now?

Having got most of my work for today done this morning I am,

1 Drinking espresso
2 Imbibing snuff
3 Writing 118 118 gags
4 Listening to the J Giles band

Hey hey it's great to be Sootyj

Beat that!

I'm in work.

1. Listening to Alan Titchmarsh on TV. Not sure why.
2. Wondering what to have for lunch.
3. Putting off sending a letter.
4. Putting off writing a thing about Mexico.

Working on reception trying to sort out some air conditioning/heating issues.

Thanks it's great to be me.
Well occaisonally it's not bad.

Trying to think of a thread title more tedious than this.

...nope!

Your mum.

I'm turning 18 soon. I've got to say these jokes now!

Unlike Leevil not being sarcastic.
Damn it this snuff is even improving my spelling.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 29 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

Your mum.

I'm turning 18 soon. I've got to say these jokes now!

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Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 3:17 PM GMT

Unlike Leevil not being sarcastic.
Damn it this snuff is even improving my spelling.

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Where do you go to get snuff? The drug I mean, not video cassettes of people being murdered.

It's not a drug! A fine tobacconist near Leister square, it's remarkably potent fires the brain up with energy. Without that annoying urge to stab people you get with crack.

Annoying myself with stupid TV that I don't really want to watch, but don't know what else to put on.

And putting off doing work.

And also having chilly feet, as all of my socks are wet from being washed. Grrrr.

Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 3:24 PM GMT

It's not a drug! A fine tobacconist near Leicester square, it's remarkably potent fires the brain up with energy. Without that annoying urge to stab people you get with crack.

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That must be the one Stephen Fry uses.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 29 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

Your mum.

I'm turning 18 soon. I've got to say these jokes now!

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So you have to stop them in March, but I can carry on for another few months without you retaliating!? Score.

I am drinking Cherry Coke and thinking over *that* silly answer while adjusting to my nice warm living room, having just walked home in the cold.

*checks*

G. Smith & Sons?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 29 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

So you have to stop them in March, but I can carry on for another few months without you retaliating!? Score.

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Nah, there's no reason he has to stop at 18.

Scooooooooore!