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Who Hates Ya, Baby? Page 10

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 29 2009, 1:20 PM GMT

She may well have done. Doesn't ever excuse smashing someones head into a desk so hard over and over again, they had to go into hospital for 3 days.

Flipping Norah. :O

Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 2:12 PM GMT

As a school bully I was featured in 2 channel 4 documentaries

Are you really young enough to have been at school whilst Channel 4 existed?

I didn't bully anyone as a pupil, I was an extremely brutal class room assistant.

But seriously has anyone ever gone on a forum and confessed to being a bully for real?

Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 2:12 PM GMT

As a school bully I had a whale

What school was it you went to again?

Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 2:31 PM GMT

But seriously has anyone ever gone on a forum and confessed to being a bully for real?

They do it all the time on YouTube and MySpace and all these other moronic social networking sites.

Quote: Gavin @ January 29 2009, 1:11 PM GMT

and cute

Sick Sick Sick

etc.

(I feel it's my duty.)

Quote: chipolata @ January 29 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

What school was it you went to again?

They do it all the time on YouTube and MySpace and all these other moronic social networking sites.

A Japanese one, I called him Moby Dickhead and he cried.

Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 2:31 PM GMT

But seriously has anyone ever gone on a forum and confessed to being a bully for real?

Yep. I've seen it.

A few people tried to bully me, but failed. On one memorable occasion a kid jumped on my back and got me in a headlock type dealie. The solution? Run backwards and slam the fat f**ker into a wall, then drop myself backwards over a couple of desks until he let go.

What a dumb shit he was.

Quote: Aaron @ January 29 2009, 2:36 PM GMT

A few people tried to bully me

NO! And I always imagine you as such a popular youngster. Pleased

Quote: Aaron @ January 29 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

Flipping Norah. :O

I know. All because she said my ugly face was putting her off her work. I broke two of my teeth and my face was really swollen and I kept being sick and dizzy. Luckly my nose was okay and I didn't break anything but skin cause I kept managing to turn my head. She was expelled but her friends who egged her on got sod all. My school was very unwilling to help out in any way. It was an awful school.
:(

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 29 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

I know. All because she said my ugly face was putting her off her work.

Was it? ;)

More than likely.

Quote: chipolata @ January 29 2009, 2:40 PM GMT

NO! And I always imagine you as such a popular youngster. Pleased

Actually, I was. Well, at least I didn't have any 'enemies'. Just a couple of kids who hated everyone, and my characteristic straight-talking put me in the spotlight from time to time. That particular kid was a total dick who got expelled shortly afterwards (having joined my school after being expelled from another). I think, actually, I had just told him to go f**k his mother, as he was shouting at another kid at the time.

So glad happy slapping didn't exist then.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 29 2009, 2:43 PM GMT

More than likely.

Funnily enough, I have the same problem with Aaron's avatar.

Quote: Aaron @ January 29 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

I think, actually, I had just told him to go f**k his mother, as he was shouting at another kid at the time.

Such a dirty mouth!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 29 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

I know. All because she said my ugly face was putting her off her work. I broke two of my teeth and my face was really swollen and I kept being sick and dizzy. Luckly my nose was okay and I didn't break anything but skin cause I kept managing to turn my head. She was expelled but her friends who egged her on got sod all. My school was very unwilling to help out in any way. It was an awful school.
:(

Bliiiiiimey.

Well. I hope you aimed the barf over her? :)

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