Joke Formulas - Number Three - The Reverse

My wife never really understood me, but then again she was Norwegian.

My dad used to let me play with his clients, that's why he got sacked as an undertaker.

I went to the school of life and failed the entrance exams.

My wife says I'm anally retentive it's why I'm such a good drugs smuggler.

I can see the benefit of euthanasia and so could Gary Glitter allegedly.

ooh very nice pun, but is it a reverse?

There were loads of gangs in my town, Gary Glitter's was the biggest pain in the arse.

Quote: sootyj @ January 29 2009, 8:54 AM GMT

ooh very nice pun, but is it a reverse?

There were loads of gangs in my town, Gary Glitter's was the biggest pain in the arse.

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I don't know. Griff will tell us.

I was abroad for years but I'm a man now.

My wife likes harmony in our marriage and my money too.

Last year I entered a dog at crufts... they didn't like that.

Quote: jdubya @ January 29 2009, 10:49 AM GMT

Last year I entered a dog at crufts... they didn't like that.

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Is that your own? It's ace.

Thank you yes it is. I wrote it recently and drop it into my act some nights.

Well it's a jim dandy gag.

I love that Friday feeling, but then I am Robinson Crusoe.

I'm not keen on homosexuals getting married, I'm happy just to live with one.

Griff, this is a tough challenge today. Enjoying it.

My wife came home from work in bits asking me to console her. So I smacked her with an Xbox.

I went to Iceland for a bargain and bought the country.

I was caught drink driving and have to appear before a judge, why can't he come into court first?

I was caught drink driving and have to appear before a judge, my teleportation skills are crap though.

Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ January 29 2009, 11:15 AM GMT

My wife came home from work in bits asking me to console her. So I smacked her with an Xbox.

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hehe -- genius!

Dan