Quote: DaButt @ January 29 2009, 12:48 AM GMTI think they discovered my meth lab!!!
i see 
Status report Page 389
Quote: Dr Mato @ January 29 2009, 12:49 AM GMTi see
Shh, don't tell anyone!
(The Hummer cop and ambulance were at my neighbor's house a couple of hours ago. Hopefully it was nothing serious.)
I just cut up a bunch of ribs for tomorrow's dinner and I smashed my knuckle on the counter as I was piling them into the slow cooker. So I've either given myself some sort of cattle disease or I've acquired bovine super powers.
MILKMAN. He's udderly unstoppable.
With the power to regurgitate and digestive things four times!
Quote: Leevil @ January 29 2009, 1:27 AM GMTWith the power to regurgitate and digestive things four times!
My detractors call me Mr. Methane and Global Warming Guy.
Quote: DaButt @ January 29 2009, 1:29 AM GMTMy detractors call me Mr. Methane and Global Warming Guy.
But your friends call you Daisey.
Quote: Leevil @ January 29 2009, 1:30 AM GMTBut your friends call you Daisey.
[swats Leevil with his tail and then plops a meadow muffin on his toes]
Quote: DaButt @ January 29 2009, 1:33 AM GMTswats Leevil with his tail and then plops a meadow muffin on his toes
[cuts up a bunch of meadow muffins for tomorrow's dinner and smashes his knuckle on the counter. Which either leads to some sort of cattle disease or acquiring bovine super powers.]
[Dies a slow, painful death]
Quote: Leevil @ January 29 2009, 1:35 AM GMT*cuts up a bunch of meadow muffins for tomorrow's dinner and smashes his knuckle on the counter. Which either leads to some sort of cattle disease or acquiring bovine super powers.*
Super powers, of course. Henceforth you shall be known as The Muffin Man. Your sidekick will be named Patty and you will be the bane of evildoers and street sweepers the world over.
Quote: DaButt @ January 29 2009, 1:39 AM GMTSuper powers, of course. Henceforth you shall be known as The Muffin Man. Your sidekick will be named Patty and you will be the bane of evildoers and street sweepers the world over.
Do you know the muffin man? I have my own theme music. 
Damn these dung beetles, damn them!
Quote: Leevil @ January 29 2009, 1:41 AM GMTDamn these dung beetles, damn them!
Ringo was a bit shit, but the rest of the band were ok.
Ellie is covering for her "ill" receptionist again. I HATE liars and hypocondriacts.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 29 2009, 9:29 AM GMTEllie is covering for her "ill" receptionist again. I HATE liars and hypocondriacts.
Poor Liz. She really has been mauled by a T-Rex...Ellie you bad girl being so mean to her 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 29 2009, 9:29 AM GMTEllie is covering for her "ill" receptionist again. I HATE liars and hypocondriacts.
Hypochondriacs are never fun people.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 29 2009, 9:29 AM GMTEllie is covering for her "ill" receptionist again. I HATE liars and hypocondriacts.
Did she sneeze and her womb fell out?