British Comedy Guide

Joke Formulas - Number Two - Exaggeration Page 2

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - stop exaggerating.

My penis is so large my neighbours pay me a subscription to provide them with satellite and broadband. It's a good all-round package.

Your eyebrows are so bushy that if I dragged you by the feet around a pedestrian precinct you would make an adequate replacement for a mechanised road sweeper and be more environmentally friendly.

Your saxophone playing is so amazing that it induces me into a trance like state and I start to hallucinate seeing cartoon musical notes coming out of the saxophone.

My feet smell so bad that several of my socks have committed suicide.

You are so ugly that even if you put a bag over your head (and I reciprocated in case your's came off) I still wouldn't.

My wife's so unfunny I'm considering an affair with little miss jocylen.

My wife's so ugly I've installed comedy mirrors to distort her image.

Theres so much beurocracy,(sorry, spelling!)that I had to wrap my Christmas presents in red tape.

Aaron's so pedantic that he edits lynne's truss's.

(not mine)

His wife is so ugly he takes her to work each morning just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

I am so bad with computers, PC World have issed a shoot on sight policy.

Quote: jacparov @ January 28 2009, 8:21 PM GMT

Aaron's so pedantic that he edits lynne's truss.

:D

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