Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 20 Page 6

Ain't he lovely? I wanted a cabbage but I'm out all day so it wouldn't be fair on the poor thing.

Def.

Marge suspected her friend was back on the gin.

Having just read about Brooklyn Beckham, Beryl decided to name her new vegetable - Patch.

The RSPCV told me that he needs more excercise.

ETHEL: So I just attach it to me garter's and it's a 'hands-free' job...

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The selected 6 for this pic is:

"The doctor says he'll always be a vegetable" – Griff

A cauli? The pet shop owner told me it was a sausage dog. - Nil Putters

I'm taking her back, she won't do a word I say. – bigfella

"Well, it keeps me company since the dog died." – Tuumble

I don't understand it Ethel. He normally does it you know...come on Fluffy, do your trick for the nice lady... - Eden Carter

So my friend Ethel said collies make really great pets. - Marc P

>A cauli? The pet shop owner told me it was a sausage dog. - Nil Putters

This would be better if the pun on Collie was emphasized by using the correct name for the 'sausage' dog, i.e Daschhund.

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Where is Finck when you need her...

I think Nil has this one sewn up.

I was actually quite surprised that the one from me got chosen because I personally preferred the other one I submitted:

"The doctor told me I should walk the dog and eat more vegetables...I think."

Quote: Tuumble @ January 28 2009, 3:35 PM GMT

I was actually quite surprised that the one from me got chosen because I personally preferred the other one I submitted:

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That's happened to me a couple of times too.

Me too. Suprised Marc P's :

"Like I told that clown over in accounts, this place is turning into a circus!"

Didn't make it last time round (the elephant) as that would make a great leaving card, in my opinion.

My personal favourite on this one, of my own lame efforts I mean, was...

'I'm trading it up for a purple sprouting broccoli.'

Makes no sense mind.