The Greeny
Reegan and Carter are the Mets toughest pair of bogies
The old gay whistle theft.
John Barrowman steal a whistle from that old geezer on the old grey whistle test
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 68
The Story of O - A six part series on the fifteenth letter of the alphabet.
The story of P.
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 10:18 AM GMTThe story of P.
Marc P? I'd actually like to see that sitcom, although we've had Sorry, and I always think of Marc as a bit like Timothy Lumsden. 
Nope it's a sequel to the Story of O, more of a piss take.
Quote: chipolata @ January 28 2009, 10:19 AM GMTMarc P? I'd actually like to see that sitcom, although we've had Sorry, and I always think of Marc as a bit like Timothy Lumsden.
Language Chipolata!
Quote: Griff @ January 28 2009, 12:05 PM GMTI hope it's not The Story Of Baby P.
Don't. You'll start Dolly Dagger on one of her rants.
Cocks and Rubbers - The police repeatedly infiltrate the porn industry.
Inspector Coarse - Coarse tells Lewis to "get a f£%&ing move on, you lazy..."
Bomb thy nieghbour - The Sunni household get busy with the fertiliser when the Shias move next door.
I Hate Darkies, Frenchies and Poor Gramma - The life and times of Aaron Brown.
Panobama
Investigates allegations that Obama has the body of a goat.
Gay Watch- Graham Norton and Dale Winton team up as Elton John's body guards.
'Gayer than a tub of lube in Brighton'-Daily Mirror.
Lilt
Tropical comedy show.
Bender
Jimmy Nail is a tough as nails cop.
Spender Penny
Jimmy Nail is a tough as nails cop with a small bladder.
Blender
Jimmy Nail is a tough as nails cop who can make smoothies.
The Pyre
Edward 'The Equalizer' Woodward's mission is to find the best curry house in America. He munches his way across The States, having a coronary in the process, and locates his favourite called 'Balti More.' It is owned by a devil worshipping pimp called Christopher Lee-Roy. He fattens Woodward up until he is unable to move and bounces Woodward (who now looks like a large basketball) around the projects. After Christopher's arms get sore he burns Woodward in a wooden effigy of Snoop Dogg.
Set to a rousing rendition of Johnny Cash's 'The Ring Of Fire' with a couple of 'Aiiights' through in.