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What are you eating? Page 196

Quote: Moonstone @ January 27 2009, 11:46 PM GMT

I hear they taste really bland. You'd expect/hope for something f**king delicious for that kind of risk.

Isn't the risk of mercury poisoning risky enough when it comes to eating fish?

I think the word is "subtle". But you're probably right - bung a bit of wasabi on it and you might as well be having a nice bit o' haddock...

Isn't mercury poisoning mainly from raw fish? And if you eat it morning noon and night?

There's a bloke who's been eating Big Macs three times a day for 20 years, now MacDonalds fly him all round the world to test the burgers in new restaurants

Quote: Huge Bear @ January 27 2009, 11:58 PM GMT

Isn't mercury poisoning mainly from raw fish? And if you eat it morning noon and night?

I hate seafood, so I don't really know. But here's what the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has to say:

nearly all fish and shellfish contain traces of mercury. For most people, the risk from mercury by eating fish and shellfish is not a health concern. Yet, some fish and shellfish contain higher levels of mercury that may harm an unborn baby or young child's developing nervous system. The risks from mercury in fish and shellfish depend on the amount of fish and shellfish eaten and the levels of mercury in the fish and shellfish. Therefore, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) are advising women who may become pregnant, pregnant women, nursing mothers, and young children to avoid some types of fish and eat fish and shellfish that are lower in mercury.

By following these three recommendations for selecting and eating fish or shellfish, women and young children will receive the benefits of eating fish and shellfish and be confident that they have reduced their exposure to the harmful effects of mercury.

1. Do not eat Shark, Swordfish, King Mackerel, or Tilefish because they contain high levels of mercury.
2. Eat up to 12 ounces (2 average meals) a week of a variety of fish and shellfish that are lower in mercury.
* Five of the most commonly eaten fish that are low in mercury are shrimp, canned light tuna, salmon, pollock, and catfish.
* Another commonly eaten fish, albacore ("white") tuna has more mercury than canned light tuna. So, when choosing your two meals of fish and shellfish, you may eat up to 6 ounces (one average meal) of albacore tuna per week.
3. Check local advisories about the safety of fish caught by family and friends in your local lakes, rivers, and coastal areas. If no advice is available, eat up to 6 ounces (one average meal) per week of fish you catch from local waters, but don't consume any other fish during that week.

Follow these same recommendations when feeding fish and shellfish to your young child, but serve smaller portions.

If you ate fish captured in my local river you'd be more at risk from toxic shock or rubber poisoning given the amount of tampons and condoms floating around in there.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 28 2009, 12:06 AM GMT

If you ate fish captured in my local river you'd be more at risk from toxic shock or rubber poisoning given the amount of tampons and condoms floating around in there.

Ready salted fish?! I like it!

Quote: Moonstone @ January 28 2009, 12:06 AM GMT

given the amount of tampons

So, I take it you're talking about sharks?

Quote: Huge Bear @ January 27 2009, 11:58 PM GMT

There's a bloke who's been eating Big Macs three times a day for 20 years, now MacDonalds fly him all round the world to test the burgers in new restaurants

McDonald's*

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

McDonald's*

I am soo glad I got that wrong...

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

McDonald's*

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

McDonald's*

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

Kentucky Fried Chicken*

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

and a Pizza Hut*

Oh deary deary me.

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Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 1:48 AM GMT

Oh deary deary me.

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WTF is that???

The Fast Food Rockers?
I think... :)

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2009, 1:55 AM GMT

The Fast Food Rockers?

Thanks, Google, and thanks, Fickle Finger of Fame, for not allowing that crap to cross the Atlantic.
:)

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2009, 1:55 AM GMT

The Fast Food Rockers?
I think... :)

Correct.

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2009, 1:57 AM GMT

Thanks, Google, and thanks, Fickle Finger of Fame, for not allowing that crap to cross the Atlantic.
:)

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