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What are you eating? Page 195

I didn't realise KFC closed so early.

A friend and I often used to go down the local KFC at closing time and clean them out. Sometimes they would oblige, sometimes they wouldn't.

What am I eating? Now here lies the problem...

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27 2009, 9:34 PM GMT

My housemate just went to KFC and for a fiver cleared them out as they were closing. JEALOUS!! I want some... but it would undo my good work (went for a run today).

Oooh. Yum!

Quote: Ben @ January 27 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

A friend and I often used to go down the local KFC at closing time and clean them out. Sometimes they would oblige, sometimes they wouldn't.

It's because they have to do a waste count at the end of the night. Any missing chicken they tend to get charged for. It's a bit bizzare.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 27 2009, 10:18 PM GMT

It's because they have to do a waste count at the end of the night. Any missing chicken they tend to get charged for. It's a bit bizzare.

Did you use to work at KFC?

My mate and I also tried the same trick at the local Pizza Express. We went in there drunk as they were closing up and started demanding dough balls. We didn't get any.

I lasted a couple of weeks in my first year at uni. Hated it. My flatmate Dan though is a manager. Sad git! :D

Just shoveled some chicken fajitas down my gullet.

I have a much better job now! No fried food in sight!

Oh gawd, I promised I'd be eating this tomorrow night...(not the testicles bit)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/27/blowfish-testicles-poison-diners

Ha ha ha. You's gonna dieeeeeeeeee.

Probably. S'pose it's a cool way to go. Sick

Quote: Huge Bear @ January 27 2009, 11:13 PM GMT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/27/blowfish-testicles-poison-diners

Looks like the fish I caught all the time when I lived in Florida. Glad it never crossed my mind to eat their testicles.

It's not just the testicles with this one. It needs to be properly prepared.

Quote: Huge Bear @ January 27 2009, 11:45 PM GMT

It's not just the testicles with this one. It needs to be properly prepared.

I hear they taste really bland. You'd expect/hope for something f**king delicious for that kind of risk.

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