I'm taking her back, she won't do a word I say.
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"Oo, I had a leek"
"Well we all get a bit of bladder weakness at our age."
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2009, 8:23 PM GMT"Oo, I've got a leek"
"Well we all get a bit of bladder weakness at our age."
Damn, my first thought was to do a leek joke but didn't think of that.
He's great at rounding up cabbages.
D'you think he's looking a bit green?
He's a Caulie.
The little monster dug up my cabbage patch so I swapped him
Quote: Rob0 @ January 27 2009, 8:27 PM GMT
Yes the doctor says I'm fine to go out using the brain drip ... now I'm going into that Veg shop and buying a carrot dog!
"It's a cauli-flower."
"I know, deary."
I've also got a Brocco-spanel
"He won't bite, the vet removed his sprouts."
What do you mean this isn't the dog? What the hell do I have boiling at home then?
Want to see some tricks? Sit! Roll Over! Sauté!
How come you haven't brought the marrow as well?
WOMAN1: What's his name?
WOMAN2: Why would a cauliflower have a name?
Yeah it's a Jack Brussell
Yeah she does look a bit beaten up, but the vet gave me some slug pellets so it should be ok
WOMAN1: What do you do with it's poo once you've bagged it up?
WOMAN2: Leave it on those scales in Tesco
I know you're a vegetarian, but this is a bit far
I think your dog pulled a fast one
Is it a boxer?
We've also got a gourd dog at home...
Apparently it's the new fashion for poodles
Well, MY Pea-kinese fits right in my handbag