The snuff video of 'Ebony and Ivory'.
What's black and white and red all over? Page 2
Barack Obama, Aaron and Ken Livingstone. The universe would implode if you ever got the 3 of them together in the same room.
I think just Aaron would. 
Quote: PhQnix @ January 27 2009, 12:03 AM GMTI think just Aaron would.
Ok, this universe would implode.
A red box that's been painted black and white, erm, but someone missed a bit.
A giant tomato, that's reading a newspaper.
Anyone gonna vote for me?
Quote: PhQnix @ January 27 2009, 12:03 AM GMTI think just Aaron would.
I keep thinking you're Finck.
Joey Barton in the prison shower. (Hopefully)
What's Black and White and Red all over?
Me playing snooker
An interior designer's zebra crossing.
James Bond gun barrel scene at start of movie.
A Mitchell & Kenyon film in a bucket of cochineal.
Quote: Griff @ January 27 2009, 8:42 AM GMTNow that's an antijoke!
Around here, how can you tell?
What's black and white and red all over?
A bus in south London.
You're not mistaking a bad joke for an anti joke are you perchance?
My mum's sis beats up all the local gang members, she's a vigilauntie.
That's an auntie-joke.
Paul Robeson in a skip full of flour.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 27 2009, 11:02 AM GMTMy mum's sis beats up all the local gang members, she's a vigilauntie.
That's an auntie-joke.
My Uncle lives in the North Pole, fortunately he's married to my Auntie Freeze.