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Quote: zooo @ January 26 2009, 9:19 PM GMT

Haha!

I laugh in my sleep quite a lot. Sometimes wakes people up.

Freak.

Aww that's not freak that's nice! Zooo's a happy sleeper!

I do like sleeping...

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2009, 9:23 PM GMT

I do like sleeping...

...with...

Quote: Moonstone @ January 26 2009, 9:11 PM GMT

That's another thing, things you've said in your sleep or just when you've woken but aren't fully conscious yet.
Once my sister woke me up and I said tell her the code's 114 in a really desperate 'for the love of God' way! I heard myself say it but have no idea why.
And my ex told me I was shouting 'I'm lost, financially I'm lost' in my sleep one night :S

were you lost in real life?

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 26 2009, 9:32 PM GMT

were you lost in real life?

I dunno cos it's a pretty odd phrase I'm not even quite sure what it means!

If I meant I was skint - probably!

Quote: Moonstone @ January 26 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

...with...

Mah teddy bear. :)

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2009, 9:34 PM GMT

Mah teddy bear. :)

Is that what you call Aaron and he calls you his cutey woo?

Well, no.

But I may have a teddy bear called Aar... no never mind. TMI.

:$

Ha!

Cool movie style dream last night. With a very crap retelling...

Everything is normal, except I'm living at my old house. Suddenly a zombie-like virus outbreak occurs, but with vampires instead.
We (yes, I've been turned) end up being trapped in a giant building, along with 1000s of other vampires. Although a new law is introduced where we own the night time and the humans own the day.

Everything's fine and any human that is caught out at night, is fair pickings.

Then one night, the humans decide to start (and finish) a war on us poor blood sucking vampires. They raid our big building place S.W.A.T stylee and kill hundreds of the big toothed bastards. Me and a few others manage to escape...

Now, I feel asleep watching Watchmen, so this must explain this next bit...

We are running and on the horizon we see loads of government agents, army, we're in deep shit basically. Then suddenly this big Arnie figure steps up and fires at rocket at us, I duck (!) and it hits my friends behind me. (uh-oh). Start I just leg-it and he keeps firing. But he's a bad shot. I realize the missles are being stopped by a Superman-type character. I keep running and realise I'm being chased by what I can only describe as Mrs Flash? At first she's chasing me, trying to kill me. But then, for whatever reason, she starts to help me. And then we make it back inside, a find a load of other vampires still alive. Suddenly the walls start to crumble and the humans attack full force.

BUZZZ!!! My alarm goes off and I wake up. :(

It was awesome though and I ate a human, which I forgot to mention. It's ok, it was made of tofu.

What did you eat before you went to bed????

Weet-a-bix?

There you go.

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 3:02 PM BST

Cool movie style dream last night. With a very crap retelling...

Everything is normal, except I'm living at my old house. Suddenly a zombie-like virus outbreak occurs, but with vampires instead.
We (yes, I've been turned) end up being trapped in a giant building, along with 1000s of other vampires. Although a new law is introduced where we own the night time and the humans own the day.

Everything's fine and any human that is caught out at night, is fair pickings.

Then one night, the humans decide to start (and finish) a war on us poor blood sucking vampires. They raid our big building place S.W.A.T stylee and kill hundreds of the big toothed bastards. Me and a few others manage to escape...

Now, I feel asleep watching Watchmen, so this must explain this next bit...

We are running and on the horizon we see loads of government agents, army, we're in deep shit basically. Then suddenly this big Arnie figure steps up and fires at rocket at us, I duck (!) and it hits my friends behind me. (uh-oh). Start I just leg-it and he keeps firing. But he's a bad shot. I realize the missles are being stopped by a Superman-type character. I keep running and realise I'm being chased by what I can only describe as Mrs Flash? At first she's chasing me, trying to kill me. But then, for whatever reason, she starts to help me. And then we make it back inside, a find a load of other vampires still alive. Suddenly the walls start to crumble and the humans attack full force.

BUZZZ!!! My alarm goes off and I wake up. :(

It was awesome though and I ate a human, which I forgot to mention. It's ok, it was made of tofu.

Laughing out loud Mental.

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