How have you tried to explain to your partner when you've been caught out with someone else?
Getting Caught out
Why what you been up to David?
Purely for research purposes! (Yeah - right!)
Well the answer is no, I never explain 
I never get caught I never get into any situation to get caught... 
Quote: David Chapman @ July 14, 2007, 11:13 PMHow have you tried to explain to your partner when you've been caught out with someone else?
You naughty boy!
I'm typically English and can barely handle one relationship so I would never cheat unless it was someone I really liked like Alyssa Milano... actually who am I kidding i'd never do that. I'd be too scared of the horrible consequences 
Quote: David Chapman @ July 14, 2007, 11:13 PMHow have you tried to explain to your partner when you've been caught out with someone else?
David. Have you been a very very naughty boy. What happend. Did some pervy woman come in through the window and land on your cockles. Then Mrs David saw her, with her very own eyes.
Did you get told off.
David got told off, David got beats. David got told off. Na na na na na. 
One time when I was drunk I accidentally thought my girlfriends friend was more attractive and did...something. But in my defence...uhhh Dave made me do it! thats it yeah I did it because I thought Dave must have an interesting story and I'll be damned if I'm out storyied.
Blame Dave it always works
Just say you tripped!
You did, didn't you Ellie? "Oh, I just tripped, and all of my clothes just FELL off! And then I landed on this naked man's erect penis. I tried to jump up, but just kept falling back again!"
you need to to turn it round. blame your partner. its their fault for not giving you enough attention. but if they are willing to work at their behaviour and start putting in a bit more effort...
or you could just deny it.
Quote: David Chapman @ July 14, 2007, 11:13 PMHow have you tried to explain to your partner when you've been caught out with someone else?
I find the whole concept of infidelity repulsive.
You give your heart so earnestly to a fair maiden or knight in shining armour and what happens next .I'll tell you what happens next. They run off with an Oil Tycoon called Alexei Bolkonsky whose only claim to fame is that he once wrestled a bear in a pub in Volgograd.
It's not big or funny and I'm afraid I have to take you off my Christmas list David.
Quote: Kent Pete @ July 15, 2007, 9:47 AMI find the whole concept of infidelity repulsive.
You give your heart so earnestly to a fair maiden or knight in shining armour and what happens next .I'll tell you what happens next. They run off with an Oil Tycoon called Alexei Bolkonsky whose only claim to fame is that he once wrestled a bear in a pub in Volgograd.
It's not big or funny and I'm afraid I have to take you off my Christmas list David.
Oh well never fear Mr. Chapman your still on mine, I'll get the pa to pick you out something nice...blonde or brunette?
Quote: Kent Pete @ July 15, 2007, 9:47 AMIt's not big or funny and I'm afraid I have to take you off my Christmas list David.
Have you been looking?
Quote: Gavin @ July 15, 2007, 11:41 AMOh well never fear Mr. Chapman your still on mine, I'll get the pa to pick you out something nice...blonde or brunette?
Yes please! Some hair at least.