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My nickname was "Hey You, stop, you're not allowed on Campus!".

Quote: Leevil @ January 26 2009, 3:26 PM GMT

My nickname was "Hey You, stop, you're not allowed on Campus!".

Now that's funny!

Quote: Leevil @ January 26 2009, 3:26 PM GMT

My nickname was "Hey You, stop, you're not allowed on Campus!".

Laughing out loud followed by "this is a woman's washroom!"

Quote: Curt @ January 26 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

Laughing out loud followed by "this is a woman's washroom!"

More likely.

Quote: Curt @ January 26 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

Laughing out loud followed by "this is a woman's washroom!"

followed by "take your balls out of the sink".

Quote: Aaron @ January 26 2009, 3:31 PM GMT

More likely.

You wish, you big gay!

Laughing out loud I love it when people say that.

Quote: Leevil @ January 26 2009, 3:31 PM GMT

You wish, you big gay!

Laughing out loud

o/ To clarify, I don't think that Elliot and Aaron are similar, for the record.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 26 2009, 5:43 PM GMT

o/ To clarify, I don't think that Elliot and Aaron are similar, for the record.

Scats wants some Aaron Loving

As a random thought (and this isn't a dream) who can beat my record for being thrown out of a pub from the start of a year?

My record? 10 minutes.

Midnight had just come round and the bar staff had wandered off for some reason. Completely out of character and instead of waiting, I lent over the bar and started filling the glass. The barman saw me and started yelling at me while my mate (who'd done nothing) got hit to the ground.

This is so hilarious looking back I can't actually believe it happened.

It took place in 1988 and I haven't been back since though I don't suppose they'd remember as it was only my second time in the place.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 26 2009, 2:55 PM GMT

I think most people have more in common than they care to admit.

Inspired by this, any one else here a cross-dressing, whip-wielding, leather-bound coprophage?

***Silence***
Unimpressed :$
Okay, I'll just get my things and leave. You can post the whip and nipple clamps on to me.
Teary

Ellie's meat dream is stunning. EJP, can you video the next one for me please?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 26 2009, 5:43 PM GMT

o/ To clarify, I don't think that Elliot and Aaron are similar, for the record.

Heh, I win.

Although zooo, who knows me, reckons that we are similar. :/ Gawd. Poor, poor Elliot.

That's another thing, things you've said in your sleep or just when you've woken but aren't fully conscious yet.
Once my sister woke me up and I said tell her the code's 114 in a really desperate 'for the love of God' way! I heard myself say it but have no idea why.
And my ex told me I was shouting 'I'm lost, financially I'm lost' in my sleep one night :S

Haha!

I laugh in my sleep quite a lot. Sometimes wakes people up.

Freak.

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