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Harry waved his sign and rattled his tin and still the bugger's weren't convinced that he wanted the money for a cup of tea

Harry's hopes of pulling a teenage sex kitten seemed very remote.

Using a sign as a distraction, Steve went on a shoplifting spree...

Although he'd brought her a birthday banner, Louise wasn't sure about her new driving instructor.

Quote: random @ January 26 2009, 1:58 PM GMT

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Jim had been told that whiskey was a cure for flat feet.

After a terriable mix up Harry's daughter found herself waving a "New liver needed" sign at the nightclub.

With the nuclear blast rapidly approaching, Dave hoped this birthday would bring about his long awaited superpowers.

Tommy the Tramp's invisable dog was celebrating it's birthday.

18 years since its first release, Chris Martin would celebrate everything being yellow in his own special way...

Tony's drinking was starting to affect his placard holding job...

Hamish McCredie's whiskey had finally been matured for 18 years.

John liked everyone to know how many whiskey's he'd actually had.

OR

John liked to keep everyone up to date with his daily whisky tally.

The fake ID Tim bought on the Internet wasn't as pocket-sized as promised.

Tony the Clown needed to broaden his demographic...how many 18 year olds wanted a drunken children's entertainer for their birthday?

Shoplifting offences are so easy to come by...Tony was on his 18th just today

Everyone knew Daz had deep pockets...but few knew he had a drinking problem.

Daz was only too happy to pose for the governments new anti drink driving campaign...until he found out it was actually the STI Awareness campaign...

After a few drinks Trevor just couldn't help shouting about the size of his manhood.

If Tony wasn't so buzzed he would have seen the Marshmallow Man coming up behind him...

Phil Lynott's first single, 'Whiskey in the Pocket', was not the smash hit he had been hoping for.

The jumper his gran knitted for his 18th, sure did come in handy for Tony later that night.

These supermarket own brand whiskey's don't pack the same kind of punch as this 'More Whiskey' bottle I have here...

Quote: Eden Carter @ January 26 2009, 2:44 PM GMT

The jumper his gran knitted for his 18th, sure did come in handy for Tony later that night.

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Oi!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 26 2009, 2:05 PM GMT

The jumper granny had knitted Steve for his 18th did have its uses after all.

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