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What are we all doing up so late? I've got to raid my councils computer and sell the black list of every one in North London with daiorea to Andrex.

Just you try and stop me Jack Bauer!

Quote: sootyj @ January 26 2009, 1:51 AM GMT

What are we all doing up so late? I've got to raid my councils computer and sell the black list of every one in North London with daiorea to Andrex.

I had to Google Andrex to get the joke. And it turns out they're a Kimberly-Clark company, so I'll go on record as being opposed to the vast international toilet paper cabal.

I have nothing to add to this thread.

Oh wait, wait!

I'll throw in a Chuck Norris.

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That's how we do it in the hood. Cool

Quote: Griff @ January 26 2009, 1:57 AM GMT
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Right I really am going to bed now. Night, all.

How about a bit of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

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Showing a brother some love Cool

Quote: DaButt @ January 26 2009, 1:33 AM GMT

Sounds like your government needs to step up its enforcement. I'm legally forbidden for life to divulge secrets I learned more than 20 years ago while in the military.

Dabutt. You can tell us. Do aliens exist?

Quote: Griff @ January 26 2009, 1:57 AM GMT
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Quote: Lee Henman @ January 26 2009, 2:00 AM GMT

Dabutt. You can tell us. Do aliens exist?

What do you think Bandage is?

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 26 2009, 2:00 AM GMT

Dabutt. You can tell us. Do aliens exist?

Yes. But we haven't found them yet. Whistling nnocently

Quote: DaButt @ January 26 2009, 2:02 AM GMT

Yes. But we haven't found them yet. Whistling nnocently

That's good enough for me.

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put it there, brother

Quote: Leevil @ January 26 2009, 1:59 AM GMT
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Showing a brother some love Cool

:D

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 25 2009, 4:56 PM GMT

What would you say if somebody was intercepting your private emails and keeping them to read later? Would you be angry? Outraged even? Well get used to it because as of March, the government is forcing broadband providers to do exactly that.

This may have been mentioned before... but basically most broadband providers always done it anyway, it's just now being enforced.

I don't really care. I don't do anything wrong, or break the law, or plan attacks... I am just me and if they want to read about my love life/social life/work life then go ahead. If it helps them find me if I've gone missing... then great.

Your mahoosive babylons will ensure that you never disappear, Ellie. Like the Millennium Dome and the Great Wall of China, they are visible from space.

Laughing out loud Tis true!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2009, 11:50 AM GMT

I don't really care. I don't do anything wrong, or break the law, or plan attacks... I am just me and if they want to read about my love life/social life/work life then go ahead. If it helps them find me if I've gone missing... then great.

Don't you find it massively intrusive?

Quote: Gavin @ January 26 2009, 12:26 PM GMT

Don't you find it massively intrusive?

Doesn't Ellie welcome massive intrusions? :O

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