Knew it was something
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I am prancing about like a prancing thing.
Why are you coffeed up?
I've had a couple of glasses.
Dunno. Had about 20 cups today. Just have a craving. Off for another one now.
I must admit I had a couple of cans today because I was at a BBQ which was so boring so Boredom + BBQ = Alcohol
I couldn't sleep on 20 cups.
I have brown wewe!
I couldn't drink 20 cups
I've had a half box of stella, and just finishing my bottle of jack now. Saturdays urgggh shoulda gone out and got drunk, hit on some nice girl then get rejected drink some more go for a kebab and appear home using my drunk teleportation system.
My drunk teleportation system is a taxi. Please tell me you're not working tomorrow Gavin 
....Not early haha it'll be an intresting cermon tomorrow anyway 
What do Alcoholic devout christians say at mass?
PRIEST: The blood of Christ
ALCO: I know its Jesus but i've been on the wagon for 3 months, is there a non-alcohol version?
Priest stumbles on.
Priest: You know, you know what . I LOVE YOU GUYS...And God he... he loves you! even you Mrs Flannigan...ugly bitch but god loves you coz...coz...HE THE MAN! HE THE MAN!
I was so totally wasted the night before my birthday i don't remember recieving a cake at midnight - i've seen the pics...i ate it!!! Piggy Ellie! 