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Didn't you spread it on yourself first? What did it taste like?

Shit.

Don't spread it on his bum then Charley

does it really add to the whole thing though?

If my "mrs" ...ex even said hey I'm going to paint myself in "edible chocolate body paint" I'd first of need a roller and second of not wnat her on the bed I bet it messes the sheets up

How do you know it wasnt HER bum.

All I know is that it wasn't my bum

Gavin I wouldn't want to do that either. Messy and after the first couple of minutes it would get very tidious very quickly

How do you know that. I could be an ex of yours using a fake name & pic. I may have licked that bum of yours. Maybe I was that girl you had up the alleyway. By that i mean not a derelict street.

If you're not in counselling or in hiding then I can safely say you are not one of my exes

I had a girl in the alley way once...Dr's thought it was strange a man giving birth but if Arnie can do it then so can I!

Laughing out loud

Gavin see how you're mind works is like looking into eternity.

Its not too bad up an alley is it Gavin. Did she go blue in the face?

Quote: Charley @ July 15, 2007, 2:04 AM

Its not too bad up an alley is it Gavin. Did she go blue in the face?

Only if it was accidental

Quote: Charley @ July 15, 2007, 2:04 AM

Its not too bad up an alley is it Gavin. Did she go blue in the face?

no.1 there is no way any thing is getting up any alley of mine.

No rigimortis hadn't set in yet I had her half way to the beach before whe was blue.

You're a 'sand in my underpants' type of guy then

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