To the tune of Jailhouse Rock
The warden threw a party down at Gitmo Bay
Because 'Bama's letting the detainees out to play
The band was jumpin' and the camp began to swing.
You should've heard those crazed jihadis sing:
"Let's rock, infidel scum, let's rock.
Everybody in Camp Delta block
Do the Guantanamo Rock."
Muezzin were layin' down the prayer call drone,
When Taliban party someone gonna get stoned,
The suicide boys, let outside, went crash, boom, bang,
That's seventy two chicks each for Bin Laden's Gang.
"Let's rock, infidel scum, let's rock.
Everybody in Camp Delta block
Do the Guantanamo Rock."
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jihadi I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company."
Three replied "DIE YOU ABOMINATION UNTO GOD!!"
"Let's rock, infidel scum, let's rock.
Everybody in Camp Delta block
Do the Guantanamo Rock."
The hunger striker was no more than skin and bone,
On the Guantanamo plan he'd lost seven stone.
The warden said, "Hey, towelhead, don't you be no square,
Just give co-ordinates to Ol' Bin Laden's lair."
"Suck cock, infidel scum. Let's rock.
Everybody in Camp Delta block
Do the Guantanamo Rock."
Distraught in his cave Osama wailed, "For Allah's sake,
If Obama goes rightin' all Dubya's mistakes,
How's fundament'lists like us gonna keep our grip?
But hey! there's always Israel and the Gaza Strip!
Throw rocks! Infidel scum, let's rock.
Everybody in Camp Delta block
Do the Guantanamo Rock."
Original lyrics
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
