Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2009, 6:56 PM GMTWhy not join a writing group and inflict vile comedy upon them?
Surprisingly fun.
Agreed
Ever get that depressed feeling... Page 2
Do you also attend a writing group?
Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2009, 7:08 PM GMTDo you also attend a writing group?
No I apply the same logic to other groups, which is safe to assume result in the same satisfactory result.
Quote: Aaron @ January 24 2009, 6:44 PM GMTYou should have saved the picture last time! zooo wouldn't appreciate me sending it again.
Well that is the limit of limits, I rang a friend of mine and this was the conversation:
'Do you fancy a pint in the pub?'
'What will we do in the pub?'
'We can have a chat'
'We can have a chat here on the phone'
Does anybody want to go out anymore?
Quote: Jack Massey @ January 24 2009, 7:18 PM GMT
Well that is the limit of limits, I rang a friend of mine and this was the conversation:
'Do you fancy a pint in the pub?'
'What will we do in the pub?'
'We can have a chat'
'We can have a chat here on the phone'Does anybody want to go out anymore?
Chat on the Phone? was it a girl?
Jack maybe you should try the following checklist before inviting people out to the pub.
1 Are you under 18 or wearing a school uniform?
2 Are you on fire?
3 Have you recently escaped from prison?
4 Are you French?
Jack - come on over to mine. I'm cooking a dinner for me and my bloke... but I'm sure he won't mind halving his pork! 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 24 2009, 7:26 PM GMTJack - come on over to mine. I'm cooking a dinner for me and my bloke... but I'm sure he won't mind halving his pork!
But would you mind halving yours?
Dunno if Jack swings that way, mind.
I like going to the pub alone. The eavesdropping and observations alone are worth it.
Only problem is, the real Billy-no-mates think you're one of them and invade your privacy.
Not going out isn't the social handicap it used to be. With burglary on the rise, I get all my social interaction at home now. And I'm getting expert at removing gaffa tape from my mouth and wrists.
SlagA I am sick of this I am not a burglar, I am a RAPIST.
Calling me a burglar is like saying I have a small willy and forget to steal things.
Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2009, 9:21 PM GMTSlagA I am sick of this I am not a burglar, I am a RAPIST.
Calling me a burglar is like saying I have a small willy and forget to steal things.
I'm a cat-rapist.
^ That's gonna get quoted.
I wasn't including your 'visits' Soot because I gave you a spare key to the house.
It doesn't work I always smash a window, who the blue hell have I been raping?
Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2009, 9:25 PM GMTIt doesn't work I always smash a window, who the blue hell have I been raping?
