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Oh and as a teenager I used to have "lucid dreams", where I was fully aware that this was my dream and therefore I could do anything I want. So I used to stop time and go around fingering random women.

The shame. :$

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 24 2009, 4:05 PM GMT

Oh and as a teenager I used to have "lucid dreams", where I was fully aware that this was my dream and therefore I could do anything I want. So I used to stop time and go around fingering random women.

The shame. :$

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I used to do that too! :D >_<

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 4:06 PM GMT

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I used to do that too! :D >_<

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Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 4:04 PM GMT

That's how I felt, when I thought I knew Bussell in real life. :(

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That's painful man! I'd put myself in a coma since that world's so much better than reality!

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 24 2009, 4:07 PM GMT

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I also remember, after being woken up after a great dream and then having the chance to have a lay in, I would force myself to go back into the dream, but it never worked, I could imagine all the great things, but it never felt as real.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 24 2009, 4:03 PM GMT

But I hate it when you dream about, say, finding loads of money or something and you're really buzzing, and for the first minute when you wake up you still feel buzzing until it dawns on you it was just a fecking dream :(

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 4:04 PM GMT

That's how I felt, when I thought I knew Bussell in real life. :(

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 3:34 PM GMT

Although I did wake up with a huge boner.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 24 2009, 4:08 PM GMT

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That's painful man! I'd put myself in a coma since that world's so much better than reality!

Imagine being trapped in a Nightmare though?! :O

Although, I do love nightmares and sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have them. Cheese + Horror movies. Never works though, but I like both anyway Pleased

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 24 2009, 4:05 PM GMT

Oh and as a teenager I used to have "lucid dreams", where I was fully aware that this was my dream and therefore I could do anything I want. So I used to stop time and go around fingering random women.

The shame. :$

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I remember parachuting once, and as I landed I hit the floor of my bedroom and woke up. Weird thing is, I must have sensed I was falling and made the dream (which seemed to last for ages).

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 24 2009, 4:14 PM GMT

I remember parachuting once, and as I landed I hit the floor of my bedroom and woke up. Weird thing is, I must have sensed I was falling and made the dream (which seemed to last for ages).

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I know what you mean.

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 4:12 PM GMT

Imagine being trapped in a Nightmare though?! :O

Although, I do love nightmares and sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have them. Cheese + Horror movies. Never works though, but I like both anyway Pleased

Try a horror movie about cheese. Children of the Edamed

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 24 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

Try a horror movie about cheese. Children of the Edamed

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Or a horror-themed cheese.

Scarylea.

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

>_< :D

Or a horror-themed cheese.

Scarylea.

Muenster is the scariest cheese.

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

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Or a horror-themed cheese.

Scarylea.

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The Stilton Wives? No, that doesn't scan.

I used to have regular dreams where I would be looking at myself suspended over Big Ben not dissimilar to the view on this Robbie Williams album cover.

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Rather freaked me when I saw this for the first time.

Laughing out loud There's a cheese called 'Pantysgawn'!!!

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