Years ago I dreamt I was playing football with Gazza in an empty swimming pool. What are some of your dreams that could be turned into a surreal sketch?
Maybe this could be a sketch show called 'Dream On' where viewers send in their dreams and a team of writers actually build material around the obscure scenarios.
Maybe not... 
I wasn't going to admit this but the other night, I had a dream about Bussell and I don't think it's the first time either. 
He'll love this, because it involved him having his very own sketch show on BBC2 and I was being shown around the sets. Strangely the dream also featured some of my old school friends, who where the live band who played at the end. I was just amazed the Bussell and my old mates knew each other.
That's all I remember, not much detail. Although I did wake up with a huge boner.
I dreamed that a space rocket (a bit like something out of Button Moon) landed in a field near my house, and a tall skinny man who looked like a scary 1920s magician with a cloak and a top hat climbed out and ran after me, trying to catch me, whilst carrying a small pink piglet.
Quote: zooo @ January 24 2009, 3:34 PM GMTI dreamed that a space rocket (a bit like something out of Button Moon) landed in a field near my house, and a tall skinny man who looked like a scary 1920s magician with a cloak and a top hat climbed out and ran after me, trying to catch me, whilst carrying a small pink piglet.
That's freaky, scary.
Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 3:34 PM GMTThat's all I remember, not much detail. Although I did wake up with a huge boner.
I never remember my dreams.
Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 3:35 PM GMTThat's freaky, scary.
Yes, was a nightmare really.
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 24 2009, 3:40 PM GMT
I never remember my dreams.
I wonder why that is you 
Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 3:43 PM GMTI wonder why that is you
Lately I have mostly been dreaming about floods and tsunamis.
Or that I am one of Buffy's friends, fighting vampires.
They are fun.
Leevil! Where'd your post go man... no good?
Quote: zooo @ January 24 2009, 3:54 PM GMTLately I have mostly been dreaming about floods and tsunamis.
For some strange reason I read that as;
Lately I have mostly been dreaming about floods and satsumas.
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 24 2009, 3:56 PM GMTWhere'd your post go man... no good?
It was a bit too blatant. I'm trying to be 
Hahahaha
I can only remember a couple of times when I dreamt about being able to fly, but they are the best dreams ever!
But I hate it when you dream about, say, finding loads of money or something and you're really buzzing, and for the first minute when you wake up you still feel buzzing until it dawns on you it was just a fecking dream 
I had this bizarre dream the other night where Arnold Schwartzenegger became governor of California and a black man became president of the United States.
But seriously folks...
I do have a weird recurring dream where I'm driving in a very old open-topped car which starts to go so fast that the wind blows me out of my seat, and I just manage to catch onto the back of the car. Then I finally let go and I fly up into teh air, only to find that I can slow my descent to Earth with the power of my mind.
Not sure you could make a sketch out of it though.
I have these other dreams which I call my "Film Dreams", because they're like huge Hollywood blockbusters - usually disaster-type movies with cheesey dialogue and plot and everything. They seem to go on for hours and make perfect sense while I'm dreaming them, but then I wake up and think "Hold on, how could I have been in that burning skyscraper and then go through a door into my grandad's garden?"
Quote: Moonstone @ January 24 2009, 4:03 PM GMTBut I hate it when you dream about, say, finding loads of money or something and you're really buzzing, and for the first minute when you wake up you still feel buzzing until it dawns on you it was just a fecking dream
That's how I felt, when I thought I knew Bussell in real life.