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Oh bugger, is it over already?

I haven't seen a Somerfield in years, is that still around or has it been eaten by Tesco?

Our one closed last year.
It is now a charity shop. So a massive high ceilinged warehouse-y room, with one tiny corner of bookcases and clothes on rails. The rest is all dark and empty. Quuiiite freaky.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 23 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

I was once a "Linen operative". That's posh for working in a laundrette.

Stop your grinning and drop your linen!

I was once a website developer who as part of my job description had to occasionally move Caravans.

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ January 23 2009, 1:46 PM GMT

A good command of oral and written English is required for this position.

are you kidding me?!

See that's obviously why they never chose you :)
Imagine the state those boxes would've been in :O

Quote: Moonstone @ January 23 2009, 4:28 PM GMT

See that's obviously why they never chose you :)
Imagine the state those boxes would've been in :O

:P

Be Boss of Northern Rock
Improve profits - Expected Bonus: £6.5 Million
Run the company into the effing ground - Expected Bonus: £6.5 Million

Quote: zooo @ January 23 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

Our one closed last year.
It is now a charity shop. So a massive high ceilinged warehouse-y room, with one tiny corner of bookcases and clothes on rails. The rest is all dark and empty. Quuiiite freaky.

Weeeird!

I miss Gateway.

:) Gateway.

Back onto job vacancies it always bugs me in the classfied ads when they list the benefits of working for the company they include free uniform!
Pension yes, company car yes.

I mean imagine getting the gig as Ronald McDonald and having to buy your own red afro wig and stripey tights!!

It's insulting.......

Quote: Daddy Maz @ January 24 2009, 10:19 AM GMT

Back onto job vacancies it always bugs me in the classfied ads when they list the benefits of working for the company they include free uniform!
Pension yes, company car yes.

I mean imagine getting the gig as Ronald McDonald and having to buy your own red afro wig and stripey tights!!

It's insulting.......

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: ShoePie @ January 23 2009, 3:52 PM GMT

Stop your grinning and drop your linen!

:O Laughing out loud

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