No Nil, turn around now, there's no porn in here!
This is the place you can come to when you're feeling down, or troubled, and you need a helping hand.
Tell everyone about your woes, and we can no doubt cheer you up with crap jokes and then ignore you as we go off topic.
I'm down tonight
And I've just this second 'acquired'(cheers fella!) a Bee Gee sad song album so I'll probably be dead soon. Or failing that, just in bed.