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Should I intervene...? Page 9

Quote: Griff @ January 22 2009, 11:04 AM GMT

I'm not sure I understand your use of the term "ordinary bloke" in the above sentence?

:D

Quote: Griff @ January 22 2009, 10:54 AM GMT

Plus of course nobody seems to worry when photos of Boy George in prison end up all over the newspapers, despite cameras/mobile phones being illegal in stir. So The Sun will have paid a large sum of money to either a banged-up villain or a bent screw as a reward for breaking the law, but that's OK.

I haven't heard of this, but blimey, so true. The papers really are no better than the people they try to highlight.

Quote: Griff @ January 22 2009, 11:04 AM GMT

I'm not sure I understand your use of the term "ordinary bloke" in the above sentence?

Laughing out loud

N.B. should I stop chaining up and beating my milkman for forgetting the goldtop?
I'm beginning to start thinking he enjoys it and forgets on purpose.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22 2009, 9:20 AM GMT

I stopped over to go to the loo at a service station along the M4 and as I was walking in to the Servcie Station about 4 kids (about 14/15) surrounded me and started grabbing me and trying to reach up my skirt. I have never been so terrified in my life. I managed to escape and calmly (probably in shock) walked around the service station to look for a guard or something but no one was about. I then went to the loo and burst into tears and was terrified because I couldn't get back to my car for fear of confronting them again. Anyway, I went over to this Amaerican couple, explanied the situation and the kindest loveliest (but biggest) woman took me by the hand marched me straight past these boys as they went to get near me telling them if they came near me she'd have them and saw me to my car, in the car and out of the car park. That woman is my hero.

Oh my god, you have my total sympathy! Console Hug

I was once in a club for a friends birthday and was sat at the side guarding drinks when this guy came and sat next to me. I felt slighty uncomfortable but stayed to guard the drinks. Next thing I knew, his hand shot up my back and he tried to undo my bra, I screamed, slapped him and two of my male friends shot over to save me. The worse bit was when one of them asked the guy what he was playing at, he made out that I asked for it! Luckly the bouncers took our side and kicked him out. Really scary.

Oh, and as we left he was still outside. My mates had to walk me to the taxi rank :(.

What a wanker.

:( Hug for Rubes and Ellington Boots.

There are some mean people out there... I've killed a few in my time. Tough times... tough times.

Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2009, 11:01 AM GMT

if he wasn't gay and famous he'd never have gone to prison.

Can I deduce from that, that the twat in BabyShambles isn't gay?

Ha! Well deduced.

Quote: SlagA @ January 22 2009, 4:54 PM GMT

Can I deduce from that, that the twat in BabyShambles isn't gay?

Though, *Cough Cough*, he has been sent to jail at least once that I remember.

Ellie, that's hideous re: what happened to you. The fact that there was no security or cops is scarier too.

Rubes, a big non-fumbling-for-bra-strap hug. What a tosser. Lucky your mates were there.

As a symbol of my stand with the pair of you, I would've cut off my genitals as a protest against the over-sexualisation of society. I would've, but I sold them on eBay last year.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 22 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

Though, *Cough Cough*, he has been sent to jail at least once that I remember.

Damn, good spot, back to my drawing board. :D

Quote: SlagA @ January 22 2009, 5:01 PM GMT

As a symbol of my stand with the pair of you, I would've cut off my genitals as a protest against the over-sexualisation of society. I would've, but I sold them on eBay last year.

And they do look lovely on my mantlepiece.

Quote: roscoff @ January 22 2009, 7:17 PM GMT

And they do look lovely on my mantlepiece.

Shit, so you were nobcollector99? Damn you, bumped me right at the last second!

Quote: Moonstone @ January 22 2009, 7:20 PM GMT

Shit, so you were nobcollector99? Damn you, bumped me right at the last second!

I hate bidding on eBay cause of snippers. They are scum.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 22 2009, 11:10 PM GMT

I hate bidding on eBay cause of snippers. They are scum.

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