Good afternoon.
I have been spying on you all for some time, and thought it was finally time I did the decent thing and introduced myself.
I've been spurred into action after reading a great sketch in the Critique section - so I'll be commenting on that shortly, you lucky recipient of my praise.
I'm also trying to write a sitcom myself, and when I grow a few more balls (which may take some time) I'll post some scenes for you all to savage.
That is all.
Welcome Schnubbs! 
A COW!!!
I like cows.
Or is it a horse.........
You have made me doubt my farm animal identification abilities.
It's a moo cow surely.
It's a cow.
And hello! 
Helloooo... I love your name... I want to say it over and over again!
Hi, not so keen on your name. Anything over four letters and I'm buggered.
Hellooo there.
But I haven't posted anything in critique.....
Hello and welcome
Welcome, Schnubbs!
Oh wow. Y'all are so friendly, I'll have to have a little cry.
It is indeed a cow. With lovely big udders. Actually, I didn't get a look at its udders. But I did see some sheep drinking each others' piss.
Can't trust a sheep.
Stick with the cows I say.
Quote: zooo @ January 22 2009, 10:25 PM GMTCan't trust a sheep.
Stick with the cows I say.
Bringin' in the sheep, we're bringin' in the sheep...
GASP! 
A MOO MOO!