British Comedy Guide

Should I intervene...? Page 8

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 11:43 PM GMT

I once was walking my dog and a kid jumped out at me with a knife and told me to hand over my bag. Rather than doing the smart thing and handing it over, I refused due to the fact it was one of my fave bags and I wasn't going to hand it over to a guy wearing more jewellery than Elizabeth Taylor which really threw him and before he could take it further, Molly sprang into action and bit him and he ran. It worked out that time but next time, it might not be a naive stupid kid, it might be a nutjob.

" Oh, OK if you really want it, but I was using this bag to carry a bomb to drop in the river!"

Quote: Aaron @ January 22 2009, 2:18 AM GMT

My Grandad was British judo champion. Or whatever the title was.

TRUFAX!

Mine turned into a coyote at night and fought the White Army in Russia because he thought they were racists.
TRUFAX!

I stopped over to go to the loo at a service station along the M4 and as I was walking in to the Servcie Station about 4 kids (about 14/15) surrounded me and started grabbing me and trying to reach up my skirt. I have never been so terrified in my life. I managed to escape and calmly (probably in shock) walked around the service station to look for a guard or something but no one was about. I then went to the loo and burst into tears and was terrified because I couldn't get back to my car for fear of confronting them again. Anyway, I went over to this Amaerican couple, explanied the situation and the kindest loveliest (but biggest) woman took me by the hand marched me straight past these boys as they went to get near me telling them if they came near me she'd have them and saw me to my car, in the car and out of the car park. That woman is my hero.

Awwww that sounds awful! Console Little bastards! Kids these days!?

Status: Nil will soon be off to the Doctor's about his bad back. Work isn't happy.

It was the one nearest London. Can't remember it's name.

It sounds silly, but those kids in groups are really terrifying. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22 2009, 9:25 AM GMT

It was the one nearest London. Can't remember it's name.

It sounds silly, but those kids in groups are really terrifying. :(

Agreed.

Little mother f**kers :( tis shit poor Ellie. Console

That's terrible Ellie! I'm really sorry to hear that. :(

I'm over it now... I killed a couple of Chavs as revenge and feel much better about the whole thing. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22 2009, 10:44 AM GMT

I'm over it now... I killed a couple of Chavs as revenge and feel much better about the whole thing. :)

That's what I'm talking bout.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22 2009, 9:20 AM GMT

I stopped over to go to the loo at a service station along the M4 and as I was walking in to the Servcie Station about 4 kids (about 14/15) surrounded me and started grabbing me and trying to reach up my skirt. I have never been so terrified in my life. I managed to escape and calmly (probably in shock) walked around the service station to look for a guard or something but no one was about. I then went to the loo and burst into tears and was terrified because I couldn't get back to my car for fear of confronting them again. Anyway, I went over to this Amaerican couple, explanied the situation and the kindest loveliest (but biggest) woman took me by the hand marched me straight past these boys as they went to get near me telling them if they came near me she'd have them and saw me to my car, in the car and out of the car park. That woman is my hero.

Jeez that's just vile and awful and shouldn't happen. You have my deep sympathy.
And in the papers today 40% of serious offences of violence get let off with a caution and we wander why these kids keep going till they end up getting a real sentence for murder or GBH.

Is it so hard to say that all crimes of violence or intimidation get a 3 month sentence without TV. Who actual wants the little scrotes off the hook?

All this and poor drug addled Boy George goes to prison for 15 months.
Isn't it about time we had a revoloution.

Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2009, 10:50 AM GMT

All this and poor drug addled Boy George goes to prison for 15 months.
Isn't it about time we had a revoloution.

Off with their heads!

Ellie's experience is terrible, that sounds like a scene from a Mad Max film. Let's ban them from watching TV for 3 months, that'll sort them out. Or just shoot them.

Quote: Griff @ January 22 2009, 10:54 AM GMT

Plus of course nobody seems to worry when photos of Boy George in prison end up all over the newspapers, despite cameras/mobile phones being illegal in stir. So The Sun will have paid a large sum of money to either a banged-up villain or a bent screw as a reward for breaking the law, but that's OK.

It was definitely Boy George, and not just an old potato?

Quote: Griff @ January 22 2009, 10:54 AM GMT

Plus of course nobody seems to worry when photos of Boy George in prison end up all over the newspapers, despite cameras/mobile phones being illegal in stir. So The Sun will have paid a large sum of money to either a banged-up villain or a bent screw as a reward for breaking the law, but that's OK.

Thanks for mentioning something I was going to moan about but forgot!
Sun champion of the nations morals and paying 200 B&H for a mooky prison photograph.
The Boy George thing makes me sick, if he wasn't gay and famous he'd never have gone to prison.

Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2009, 11:01 AM GMT

The Boy George thing makes me sick, if he wasn't gay and famous he'd never have gone to prison.

I think if an ordinary bloke had chained a naked man to a radiator and beat him with a chain he probably would have gone to prison.

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