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Quote: Curt @ January 22 2009, 1:39 AM GMT

Yea Ian quit yer'whining, if I'm up you should be up.
Them's the rules I don't make'em up I just enforce them.

Laughing out loud

You big cheat!

Quote: Curt @ January 22 2009, 1:39 AM GMT

Yea Ian quit yer'whining, if I'm up you should be up.
Them's the rules I don't make'em up I just enforce them.

Agreed. To much bitchin' is problem with the world.

Quote: Gavin @ January 22 2009, 1:32 AM GMT

True story I one had a wart starting to grow on my hand so I cut it open and with a pair of tweezers pulled all of it out. By the end the blood was almost purple. and I couldn't use my hand for the next day but I got it!

That is aweeeesome.

I had a verruca on my right foot for like a decade. The f**ker just would NOT go away, no matter what I or anyone else (including my doctor) tried.

Eventually, they sent me for some kind of new super-strength freezing treatment. By f**k it hurt. Half of my foot was swollen up and all purple and yellow for about 2 weeks. Constant pain, certainly unable to walk. Had a big crater in my skin where the damned thing and its roots had been. But it got rid of the bastard. Thank f**k. :D

Goddamarama!

Makes me realise what a wuss I am :(

No shit! That sucks Aaron.
Man I have a irational fear of getting warts. I wear footwear everywhere I go.

Quote: Aaron @ January 22 2009, 1:45 AM GMT

That is aweeeesome.

I had a verruca on my right foot for like a decade. The f**ker just would NOT go away, no matter what I or anyone else (including my doctor) tried.

Eventually, they sent me for some kind of new super-strength freezing treatment. By f**k it hurt. Half of my foot was swollen up and all purple and yellow for about 2 weeks. Constant pain, certainly unable to walk. Had a big crater in my skin where the damned thing and its roots had been. But it got rid of the bastard. Thank f**k. :D

Thing is you gotta get them all or it comes back so when you dab away the blood gotta take a shifty see the solid bits decide whats flesh n whats roots and the start work. When you start turgging them its insanely painful and they are disgusting.

*faints*

Quote: Gavin @ January 22 2009, 1:51 AM GMT

Thing is you gotta get them all or it comes back so when you dab away the blood gotta take a shifty see the solid bits decide whats flesh n whats roots and the start work. When you start turgging them its insanely painful and they are disgusting.

Ghaddamn! Couldn't you have gone to see a doctor like Aaron?! You lost the use of your hand for a day! Gah! I keep getting these visuals now. I can't even watch Saw movies I'm so squeamish.

Quote: Curt @ January 22 2009, 1:53 AM GMT

Ghaddamn! Couldn't you have gone to see a doctor like Aaron?! You lost the use of your hand for a day! Gah! I keep getting these visuals now. I can't even watch Saw movies I'm so squeamish.

I was in the States for a week no way I could walk round knowing that thing was on my hand.

Quote: Gavin @ January 22 2009, 1:51 AM GMT

Thing is you gotta get them all or it comes back so when you dab away the blood gotta take a shifty see the solid bits decide whats flesh n whats roots and the start work. When you start turgging them its insanely painful and they are disgusting.

Yup yup.

I have some photos somewhere of my foot before and after the blister burst. By GOD a lot of blood came out. (It had been covering literally about half of the sole of my foot.)

Quote: Gavin @ January 22 2009, 1:55 AM GMT

I was in the States for a week no way I could walk round knowing that thing was on my hand.

I hope it wasn't your wanking hand?

Or are you wankidextrous?

Quote: Aaron @ January 22 2009, 1:56 AM GMT

wankidextrous?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ January 22 2009, 1:56 AM GMT

I hope it wasn't your wanking hand?

Or are you wankidextrous?

Lol.

Quote: Aaron @ January 22 2009, 1:56 AM GMT

I hope it wasn't your wanking hand?

Or are you wankidextrous?

Laughing out loud does that mean if your not wankidextrous you yank like a man with one hand and a girl with the other?

Quote: Curt @ January 22 2009, 2:02 AM GMT

Laughing out loud does that mean you yank like a man with one hand and a girl with the other?

:D

You mean the other hand rubs the middle bit? >_<

Quote: Curt @ January 22 2009, 2:02 AM GMT

Laughing out loud does that mean if your not wankidextrous you yank like a man with one hand and a girl with the other?

I was thinking more a sufferer of some form of palsy.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 22 2009, 2:03 AM GMT

You mean the other hand rubs the middle bit? >_<

Ha!

Do you mean the shaft?

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