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Should I intervene...? Page 5

You should've used a freeze ray, that way you could've stopped him AND made a gettaway.

Honestly, so f**king obvious Unimpressed

If its a loved one or mate yes. If it's a stranger whose probably a paedo (aren't they all?) then no. It is a Roscoff rule of thumb. Unless I'm drunk and then I fall over in front of them they piss themselves laughing and accidently drop the bag. Full proof crime fighting.

Quote: roscoff @ January 21 2009, 6:12 PM GMT

If its a loved one or mate yes. If it's a stranger whose probably a paedo (aren't they all?) then no. It is a Roscoff rule of thumb. Unless I'm drunk and then I fall over in front of them they piss themselves laughing and accidently drop the bag. Full proof crime fighting.

It's even better when you picture Fozy Bear doing it.

Quote: Curt @ January 21 2009, 6:13 PM GMT

It's even better when you picture Fozy Bear doing it.

That's his disguise. Except Ro's version is skin tight and leather.

Quote: Gavin @ January 21 2009, 6:15 PM GMT

That's his disguise. Except Ro's version is skin tight and leather.

Gavin knows me so well. Nice and tight across the crotch. Smashing!

I once was walking my dog and a kid jumped out at me with a knife and told me to hand over my bag. Rather than doing the smart thing and handing it over, I refused due to the fact it was one of my fave bags and I wasn't going to hand it over to a guy wearing more jewellery than Elizabeth Taylor which really threw him and before he could take it further, Molly sprang into action and bit him and he ran. It worked out that time but next time, it might not be a naive stupid kid, it might be a nutjob.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 11:43 PM GMT

I once was walking my dog and a kid jumped out at me with a knife and told me to hand over my bag. Rather than doing the smart thing and handing it over, I refused due to the fact it was one of my fave bags and I wasn't going to hand it over to a guy wearing more jewellery than Elizabeth Taylor which really threw him and before he could take it further, Molly sprang into action and bit him and he ran. It worked out that time but next time, it might not be a naive stupid kid, it might be a nutjob.

:( Be Careful Ruby. Bag ain't worth it.

I'm hardcore! Kapow!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 11:46 PM GMT

I'm hardcore! Kapow!

Indeed. Not Bullet proof like me though.

...and it was worth it, it was PERSONALISE and is the only one that goes with my red cherry top.

Quote: Gavin @ January 21 2009, 11:46 PM GMT

Indeed. Not Bullet proof like me though.

All very well, but are you mullet proof?

Quote: Moonstone @ January 21 2009, 11:47 PM GMT

All very well, but are you mullet proof?

No, but You can't take to much damage from a mullet.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 11:47 PM GMT

...and it was worth it, it was PERSONALISE and is the only one that goes with my red cherry top.

Aw, be careful Rubes, tis a serious thing.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 11:47 PM GMT

...and it was worth it, it was PERSONALISE and is the only one that goes with my red cherry top.

If I write a sitcom thngy this year do I have your permission to use that? Cos it is comedy gold.

Quote: Gavin @ January 21 2009, 11:48 PM GMT

No, but You can't take to much damage from a mullet.

You're kidding, they single-handedly destroyed the 1980s.

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