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Brian was soon to divorce his wife for bed hopping.

Fancy hopping on again?

As far as Sheila was concerned, Gerry was fair game.

After a couple of minutes of asking, Gerry just dove straight in. Cunnilingus was devilishly hard to say with those teeth.

I need to get an early night love...i've got an interview with Lindt chocolate's in the morning...something about a 'golden opportunity'...

This duvet's wonderfully warm, said Sheila. 'Watership Down' Rabbit said smugly.

Is this Dutch ovens or hutch ovens?

TINA: Ohhh clive, don't pick your belly button fluff in the bed!

Can this be over now, I'm all captioned out...

'Bugs' and 'Jugs' were a match made in heaven...

"I like rabbits, Stew" Alex said licking her lips.

When Debbie lept into bed she found where fluffy kept his carrot collection

Paris Hilton may have that mangy little dog but I've got you Gary!

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Thank goodness for that! Jeez my comedy juices have dried up, I was starting to just view the pic as porn...

Quote: Eden Carter @ January 21 2009, 4:00 PM GMT

Thank goodness for that! Jeez my comedy juices have dried up, I was starting to just view the pic as porn...

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Quote: Eden Carter @ January 21 2009, 4:00 PM GMT

Thank goodness for that! Jeez my comedy juices have dried up, I was starting to just view the pic as porn...

It wasn't? *feels ashamed*

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thx all, short list be:

"Telling me you eat your own poo isn't what a girl wants to hear." - Dolly Dagger

"So you're not just called Floppy because of your ears, huh?" - Dolly Dagger

I suppose the name flopsy wopsy should have given me a bit of a clue. - Marc P

The CSA are after you for how many kids? - Dolly Dagger

"If I knew lettuce gave you diarrhoea I wouldn't have done you that salad!" - Dolly Dagger

"I said if you didn't stop f**king that rabbit, you'd eventually turn into one" – swerytd

Brenda liked her game well hung! - Marc P

"And when I met you I thought you were gay". - Griff

"Oh yeah, L'Oreal, Johnson & Johnson, Estee Lauder. I've tested them all." - Dolly Dagger

Stella suddenly realised that Gary was the wrong kind of rabbit. – Jude

Tracy was pretty shocked when the alcohol finally wore off – swerytd

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