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"...and that, my dear, is how the Watership was downed. Hang on, where are all my f**king clothes?!"

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 21 2009, 2:57 PM GMT

Paris, worried about footage appearing on the internet, checked the room for bugs.

That's good, 2 jokes in 1.

Quote: Griff @ January 21 2009, 2:58 PM GMT

Oi! Done the Chas and Dave joke already. Gertcha!

Really? Bring it on Biattchh!

Note to Random- disregard my Chas n Dave, Griff's is much better.

Def.

"Oh yeah, L'Oreal, Johnson & Johnson, Estee Lauder. I've tested them all."

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"And which two randy f**kers have been shagging in my bed?!" came the booming voice of Daddy Bear

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2009, 3:02 PM GMT

"Sorry about the droppings, I'm not house-trained, I am wild after all"
"Well, I'm f**king furious!"

EDIT:

Sorry about the droppings, I am wild after all"
"Wild! I'm f**king furious!

:)

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Well the sex was great but the fingering was paw.

Stella suddenly realised that Gary was the wrong kind of rabbit.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2009, 3:05 PM GMT

"Oh yeah, L'Oreal, Johnson & Johnson, Estee Lauder. I've tested them all."

:)

Top one!

Quote: Marc P @ January 21 2009, 3:05 PM GMT

EDIT:

Sorry about the droppings, I am wild after all"
"Wild! I'm f**king furious!

:)

Much better. Cheers. I'm multi-tasking as I write! :)

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What about some pawplay first?

[nods to Nick :)]

"You're not really an undercover spy are you?"

WOMAN : My husband, Tales will be back soon.
RABBIT: Don't tell tales.

Oooh dear.

The rabbit waited patiently for his 'ear job'.

Def.

I think it must be a punny rabbit.

Boom, boom.

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