Kevin had to leave Tina, she was beginning to be a right bunny boiler...
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How come your fur's sticky?
A bear used me to wipe its arse.
The Tortoise may have won the race, but the Hare got laid that night...
Brenda was outraged when asked to shave her beaver.
You supermodels are all the same...you only want me for my fur.
Quote: Marc P @ January 21 2009, 2:38 PM GMTBrenda was outraged when asked to shave her beaver.
Marc was in his 30s but still didn't know what a beaver looked like.
Stella was shocked, after a night out it was normally a pink elephant.
Brenda couldn't wait for the thread to close so she could spend some quality time with her rabbit.
Paul couldn't perform magic in the bedroom so Debbie McGee had to make use of his props.
"Bet you can feel my lucky rabbit's foot now!"
So I said to him, Paul anyone can pull a rabbit out of their hat!!
{Nods to Bex 
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"Get away!"
"I said if you didn't stop f**king that rabbit, you'd eventually turn into one"
Nope - I've no idea why my husband asked me to do a rabbit for supper !
So I said to the boys down the warren, I'd casserole!