Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2009, 11:56 AM GMTI was too much of a gentleman to mention the Adam's Apple.
It's the 5 o'clock shadow that's really hard to hide.
You? A gentleman?
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Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2009, 11:58 AM GMTIt's the 5 o'clock shadow that's really hard to hide.
Depends where the 5 O'clock shadow is? 
And that's it from me today, I'm off to do some actual work. 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2009, 11:24 AM GMTI like it when I have a sore throat and have a sexy voice!
Who told you that...?
Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2009, 11:47 AM GMTHairdressing?
Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2009, 11:44 AM GMTActors do that too. And sing. And pretend to be sunflowers blowing in the breeze... They really are beneath contempt.
I've never ever pretend to be a flower or a tree in my previous years as a budding actress. It's all hard work actors do THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Although I once had to be a potato. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 12:45 PM GMT
Although I once had to be a potato.
Shocking.
Granted that joke would make sense if you'd said lightbulb, but I'm busy dammit
Quote: Gavin @ January 21 2009, 12:48 PM GMTShocking.
Granted that joke would make sense if you'd said lightbulb, but I'm busy dammit
Damn your half baked ideas!
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 21 2009, 12:56 PM GMTDamn your half baked ideas!
15 - Love to Putters!
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 21 2009, 12:56 PM GMTDamn your half baked ideas!
Talking of which are you taking and medication for you back?..You know what I'm saying?....You know what I'm saying 
Nope, I'm all out. 
Quote: Gavin @ January 21 2009, 1:02 PM GMTTalking of which are you taking and medication for you back?..You know what I'm saying?....You know what I'm saying
I think a blind monkey knows what you are saying, you ain't that subtle!
*Add a slap for he knows what for*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 21 2009, 1:09 PM GMTI think a blind monkey knows what you are saying, you ain't that subtle!
*Add a slap for he knows what for*
You know what I'm saying.
And to be fair a blind monkey can still hear....oh wait you mean he would have to read it on forum. Curse you Biscuit Queen!
Muh ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa! *Rides off into the sunset on a custard cream*
Not a shortbread finger?
Aaron is thanking the postman for bringing him another DVD, and the CityLink man for bringing him some other things too. 
Quote: Aaron @ January 21 2009, 1:37 PM GMT
Aaron is thanking the postman for bringing him another DVD, and the CityLink man for bringing him some other things too.
The Ultimate Penetrator 9000?
No. Batteries (see https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/354474), a hybrid USB TV stick, and a bunch of blank DL discs. 