Helen couldn't understand why Colin liked doing the conga so much.
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 16 Page 3
Bob the blind man could never find the light switch
You'll need to moisturise, I'm getting chaffing.
Quote: swerytd @ January 21 2009, 12:32 PM GMTLudek's explanation of the Large Hadron Collider wasn't impressing anyone.
Sandra couldn't afford to buy a bra, but luckily Dave was always nearby to lend a hand or two...
Pete couldn't believe he'd got away with the "Can I weigh your breasts?" gag.
(Apologies for very bad taste -- no pun intended)
There's nothing to be scared of darling, his name is Noel Edmonds and it's just a telly programme.
In my country it's how we say,"Hello!"
GOLEB: This is customary greeting in my country...
Piggyback my arse, any bloody excuse for you.
Fred loved the material used for Mary's top. He though she had great tits too.
lol SNAP Little Jersey Devil!