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TINA: Don't lie to me! I saw lipstick on your collar...

Quote: Griff @ January 20 2009, 3:42 PM GMT

I actually put "Mystery Inc" as the first version and then changed it to Scooby Gang because I didn't know if people would get Mystery Inc! I guess they would have.

:D You maybe right in a broader sense.

After Bob f**ked her best friend, well turn abouts fairplay.

Gideon was furious with himself; he had sworn he wouldn't do this again. When would he finally learn that promiscuity only ever lead to a gut-wrenching feeling of worthlessness and undermined any self-respect he still had intact? As he sat there embarassed, forlorn, consumed by guilt, he whispered to the words that no girl ever wanted to hear...

'For f**k's sake love, I've knobbed corpses with more life in 'em!'

Sorry You're Leaving....But the company have a strict policy about viewing internet animal porn during work hours. We thought you'd enjoy this card though....

Quote: Griff @ January 20 2009, 3:36 PM GMT
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Daphne was definitely the biggest slut in the Scooby Gang.

Oi I've done the scooby Daphne gag! :)

Rex was no sausage dog.

[quote name="Nil Putters" post="353347" date="January 20 2009, 3:19 PM GMT] Rex was still smarting from the lipstick twisting incident.[/quote]

I thought we only referred to it as that in our house. :)

Mind you I couldn't be arsed to read through all these either.

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Sausages!

Quote: Marc P @ January 20 2009, 3:50 PM GMT

Mind you I couldn't be arsed to read through all these either.

There are plenty of similar ones.

Well you did take me for richer and for paw-rer...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 20 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

I thought we only referred to it as that in our house. :)

eh?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 20 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

I thought we only referred to it as that in our house. :)

:)

Don't be embarrased Butch, it happens to all dogs their first time.

Fetch me a woodbine Rex.

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