Dave had seen a thing on T.V where they found water in the outback using only a stick. However, when he tried it with a mangy flower, it only led him to milk...
When Derek looked up his family tree, he found he was distantly related to the living room pot plant. Their roots went way back...
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('cos of evening posting, shall leave up 'till tuesday afternoon)
Graham presented Joyce with all that remained after his allotment had been vandalised by Welsh terrorists.
Bob and Judith finally conceived Daffodil after extensive stem cell therapy
Derek's pet snake Ralph had just swallowed Bart Simpson...
I just found out we're related.
or
You still don't get the remote back.
It reminded me of you Maud, it's like f**k all.
Aww can we keep him please, please, pretty please! I'll feed him every day and take him for walks, pleaseeeeeee....
The man sat outside wearing the macintosh and holding binoculars wanted me to give you this...
Now let's see if your allergic to butter...
Oh this is awkward...urm Tina, you remember Petal don't you? She used to be on our coffee table...well, we're married now...
I asked for a bra Derek to hold up my saggy tits, and what do you get me? A bloody flower...
Hic, well lets face it love, you'd be better off without more chocolates eh?
Wy Aye lass, and if I can do you up the arse I'll give you the whole bouquet.
All because the lady loves Milk Tray...all I had left for you was this, pet.
To be fair it was a lot more romantic than the pearl necklace Fat Bob offered her.
DAVE: You are my flower, my beautiful petal cheeks...
WENDY: Aww that's so sweet.
DAVE: No not you, Tiffany here...
Charlie Dimmock's water feature wasn't flowing as much these days...
With just a few words and a click of his fingers, Derren Brown could persuade his wife he was holding anything, even a flower...
Ok it's wilting, but isn't it just the truest, realist thing you've ever seen?
Even Colin's daff had brewer's droop.
Daffadildo?! I've got a rabbit that would eat that for breakfast.
John's nerves and shaky hands had got the better of the daffodil
Although first impressions count, John now regretted doing his Morrissey.
Aside from the dead flower, John felt he'd made a reasonable first impression.
