EXT.SWIMMING BATHS
The sketch starts with MAN walking into a changing room cubicle and drawing the curtains. The curtains open again as soon as they are closed
MAN is standing there changed (but you only see the top half of him, he's got no cloths on his top half)
MAN takes a big breath in then exhales with a smile on his face
MAN starts walking towards the pool entrance
There are some teenage boys standing near the entrance and they start laughing at MAN
MAN:
IT'S WHAT YE DO WITH IT THAT COUNTS (pause) IT'S NOT ABOUT SIZE
But the boys just start laughing harder
MAN walks towards the entrance and as he gets there and an OLD MAN walks through the entrance coming from the pool
OLD MAN looks down at MAN lower half, pulls his glasses to the end of his nose
OLD MAN:
MMMM…I THINK WE MIGHT GET ALONG
MAN shakes his head, confused.
MAN walks out to the pool, just as a WOMEN and her daughter are getting out
WOMEN:
GOOD AFTERNOON
But then WOMEN looks down at the mans lower half and has a shocked and then disgusted look on her face, then covers her daughters eyes
WOMEN:
PERVERT
MAN is just standing there with a confused look on his face
The camera pans down and on his shorts there's the word 'PEEDO', with a vague outline of an 'S' just before the P.
END
Ok, this is another peado sketch (i think I'm becoming obsessed with them, sorry). I also can't take credit for the punchline, as it was part of a joke that someone told me (is this cheating?). I know theres no other jokes in here apart from the punchline, but I was hoping that was good enough. Again any comments are more than welcome.