Fearful tomes Page 4

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 5:56 PM GMT

There aren't many of those "historic" books which I've read right through.

But I did read James Boswell's Life Of Samuel Johnson from cover to cover and it is a cracking read. Sex, violence, and lexicography with a side order of sizzling hot gypsies.

I still reckon the most boring thing I've ever persevered with was Edgar Allan Poe's Tales Of Mystery And Imagination. That book must be the reason they invented the Trades Descriptions Act.

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So who's worse Stephen Wright or Edgar Allan Poe? There's only one way to tell fight!

Quote: Moonstone @ January 19 2009, 10:53 PM GMT

I thought you had yours cut off as a baby?

>_< >_<

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Quote: Moonstone @ January 19 2009, 10:53 PM GMT

I thought you had yours cut off as a baby?

>_< >_<

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Jeezus who did your cirumcision Ian Brady?

Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 10:56 PM GMT

Jeezus who did your cirumcision Ian Brady?

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Aaron. Last week. We were all invited. Zooo made sandwiches.

Female genital mutilation? I always thought there was something dark and primeval about BSG.

Not me! Ian! He was most surprised. We didn't tell him about it at first. He thought he was going bowling.

I thought he'd been trimmed already, Jeebus what did you leave down there?

Don't look at me! Aaron was the one with the shears!

I wish I ant said nuffink now

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Have a squeeze .

\O/ \O/ \O/

Yaaaaaaay, my first one! I'm not a rubysqueeze virgin any more!

Sounds so rude!

You know I'd never ever be rude!

Me nether. We are the pure ones.

Ok, I'll agree with that
All those rude people on here eh Rubes! Dunno how we take it!
<- That's me and you!