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Child definitions and sayings

After my daughter farted earlier she said: "Wow, that one wobbled in my tights!"

Once she had a blocked nose and she tried to sneeze she said: "I couldn't bless-you it out."

I was on a bus once and I heard this little boy ask his mum why the rain didn't put the sun out. Awwwwwww!

Quote: Tuumble @ January 19 2009, 10:12 PM GMT

After my daughter farted earlier she said: "Wow, that one wobbled in my tights!"

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tuumble @ January 19 2009, 10:12 PM GMT

After my daughter farted earlier she said: "Wow, that one wobbled in my tights!"

Once she had a blocked nose and she tried to sneeze she said: "I couldn't bless-you it out."

How old is your daughter? 23?

I asked my mum when I was ickle if God was real or was he made up like the tooth fairy....

We were in church at the time.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 19 2009, 10:23 PM GMT

I asked my mum when I was ickle if God was real or was he made up like the tooth fairy....

I'm intrigued to know what her answer was!

She just said "yes".

Except the tooth fairy gives you money and God wants you to put some on a plate for him.

But that's ambiguous. I suppose she meant yes, he's real.

I think she didn't want to commit to anything Laughing out loud

Excellent maternal diplomacy.

Quote: David Chapman @ January 19 2009, 10:20 PM GMT

How old is your daughter? 23?

7

She was slugging from a vodka bottle at the time so it was an understandable mistake.

Quote: Tuumble @ January 19 2009, 11:55 PM GMT

7

She was slugging from a vodka bottle at the time so it was an understandable mistake.

I used to add vodka to my kids' bedtime milk bottles. Slept like babies, they did....although a bit sluggish in the waking-up department.
*shrinks ashamedly*

Quote: Tuumble @ January 19 2009, 10:12 PM GMT

After my daughter farted earlier she said: "Wow, that one wobbled in my tights!"

Laughing out loud

That is fabulous.

To avoid a repeat, get her into stockings ASAP.

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