Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 12
Brian,why do you always present me with things that wilt?
Say it with a chamois leather on a stick
Even the flowers wilted at Brenda's bad breath.
"Wilt you marry me?"
"No I won't"
Dave's duff daff didn't delight Daph.
Derek's patented tit-diviner sprung into action!
Just imagine there's lots of them, and they're alive, and you get the idea I was aiming at.
Trevor's covert boob-cam worked perfectly.
"I've told you already, get that useless limp article away from me. And I don't want the flower either!"
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 9:28 PM GMTTrevor's covert boob-cam worked perfectly.
'covert boob-cam' is definitely my favourite word couplet of the day.
Blimey Ted, it drinks the same ale as you.
Bending at a funny angle had always been a problem for Colin.
Fred was about to find out if custard was a good substitute to water in a wet T-Shirt competition
And NOW you don't even give me REAL flowers anymore
Look at my blooming c*ck
Ahhh! We've turned into cartoons