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I just read that an al Qaeda training camp was suffering from an outbreak of bubonic plague. Aww, poor widdle terrorists.

Laughing out loud

Fab.

I'd like to go (within a safe distance) just to point and laugh.

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Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 12:59 AM GMT

Laughing out loud

Fab.

I'd like to go (within a safe distance) just to point and laugh.

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:D

Ever thought it was deliberate so they could spread it amongst us infidels?

Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 1:54 AM GMT

Ever thought it was deliberate so they could spread it amongst us infidels?

My first thought was a biological weapon gone wrong, but I'd like to think it's just because they live like animals in dank caves and mud hovels. With a little bit of divine retribution thrown in for good measure, of course.

Perhaps the US airforce could drop them some calomine lotion and antibiotics attached to cluster bombs?
I hear napalm burns sores off a treat.

Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 2:01 AM GMT

Perhaps the US airforce could drop them some calomine lotion and antibiotics attached to cluster bombs?

.50 caliber inoculations.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2146286.ece

Not so much weird, but certainly shocking. I remember reading about it at the time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7838298.stm

Awful.

Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 7:09 PM GMT

Not so much weird, but certainly shocking. I remember reading about it at the time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7838298.stm

I'm not normally a supporter of the death penalty, but some people are just begging for it.

I'd prefer a literal life sentence.

Quote: zooo @ January 19 2009, 9:13 PM GMT

I'd prefer a literal life sentence.

Perhaps one day we'll perfect revival techniques so that we can fry 'em, revive 'em, fry 'em again, etc. Best of both worlds.

*whispers something along the lines of: enjoying that kind of thing might make you just as bad as them...*

;)

Quote: zooo @ January 19 2009, 9:19 PM GMT

*whispers something along the lines of: enjoying that kind of thing might make you just as bad as them...*

;)

Yes, I enjoy seeing justice in action. I would feel differently about them if they'd raped and disfigured Osama bin Laden, for example.
;)

Yeah, I guess it depends what you mean by justice!

Anywayz. Bleh.

:)

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