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Are you likely to GO POSTAL ? Page 4

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 5:46 PM GMT

Yeah, f**king annoying bitch! Angry

Simple foot on her head. Black and Decker. Insert in ear turn on. Job done. Don't use a wood bit though.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 19 2009, 5:48 PM GMT

Some people shouldn't be allowed stereos.

Or oxygen.

Quote: Gavin @ January 19 2009, 5:50 PM GMT

Simple foot on her head. Black and Decker. Insert in ear turn on. Job done. Don't use a wood bit though.

Laughing out loud

You have a 26% chance of going postal!

Good news! You're not very likely to kill your coworkers. You seem very well adjusted. You rock! Talk about those feelings!

Quote: Gavin @ January 19 2009, 4:39 PM GMT

WTF. I'm no way more likely to go postal then bulb head. I'm gonna do it again.

You really are a stranger to yourself.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 19 2009, 4:41 PM GMT

Looks like I'm the least likely so far with 5%. I'm so bloody reasonable. :)

Ok, the test is f**ked up after all then.

40%, but I suspect it would be higher if I had access to weapons. (I wish I had access to weapons.)

Pretty much anything can be a weapon if you think about it.

True, but you are going to achieve a higher kill rate loosing off the magazine of an automatic weapon than you would smothering them with fluffy toys.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 19 2009, 5:17 PM GMT

Mmmm, not bad at all, thanks Rubes, you're exeedingly good to me ;)

exceedingly*

You have a 31% chance of going postal!

Good news! You're not very likely to kill your coworkers. You seem very well adjusted. You rock! Talk about those feelings.

23%. How disappointing. I was hoping for a 'Don't go to work tomorrow you sadistic bastard'. Hey ho. Access to weapons is the secret.

You have a knife drawer don't you?!

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

You have a knife drawer don't you?!

Stabbing not my thing really. My fantasy is a sub machine gun in a crowd of people who keep invading my personal space. This happens during the dreaded Christmas shopping every year.

Quote: roscoff @ January 19 2009, 9:55 PM GMT

Stabbing not my thing really. My fantasy is a sub machine gun in a crowd of people who keep invading my personal space. This happens during the dreaded Christmas shopping every year.

You don't need a weapon I saw you on QI decking a lion.

Quote: roscoff @ January 19 2009, 9:55 PM GMT

Stabbing not my thing really.

Do you have a whisk?

Quote: Moonstone @ January 19 2009, 9:57 PM GMT

You don't need a weapon I saw you on QI decking a lion.

Laughing out loud

45% I think I scored low because I haven't been to prison or have access to a weapon (yet).
Run for the hills piggies!

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 4:50 PM GMT

Score! 47% !!! I RULE!!!

2% more likely than me? Bah humbug time to go back to trying to buy a machinegun on ebay.

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