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If you had a time machine...... Page 3

Haha!

Nope, not quite what I was thinking of.

Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 3:02 PM GMT

I was once very, very bitter.

Spill. The story I mean, not the bitter.

You don't strike me as bitter. You strike me as that bloke that everyone really likes and that people like me resent a little bit.

Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 3:29 PM GMT

Me?

No, but I regret that. Ahh, the riches you promised . . .

Quote: Seefacts @ January 19 2009, 3:31 PM GMT


You don't strike me as bitter. You strike me as that bloke that everyone really likes and that people like me resent a little bit.

Agreed. What a Likeable bastard.

I reckon Ben's mum made him eat supermarket own brand cereal his whole life, and one day he just blew up.

Quote: zooo @ January 19 2009, 3:34 PM GMT

I reckon Ben's mum made him eat supermarket own brand cereal his whole life, and one day he just blew up.

....I don't get it.

Did I say it wrong?

Quote: zooo @ January 19 2009, 3:36 PM GMT

Did I say it wrong?

Seems probable.

On past experience, I must agree.

Then we are in agreement, motion carried.

Now onto the next item of today.

Jam. A good sandwich filler, or the devils semen?

Quote: Seefacts @ January 19 2009, 3:32 PM GMT

You don't strike me as bitter. You strike me as that bloke that everyone really likes and that people like me resent a little bit.

I'm more a cult hit. I've never been that popular.

Quote: Gavin @ January 19 2009, 3:33 PM GMT

Agreed. What a Likeable bastard.

*shakes fist*

Likeable people!! Grrr.

Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 3:42 PM GMT

I'm more a cult hit. I've never been that popular.

No way. If you were an actor you'd Ben Stiller. If you were a band you'd be REM. If you were a flavour of crisps you'd be salt and vinegar. If you were a dog you'd be a Labrador. If you were a car you'd be a VW Beetle.

Everyone loves BEN!! I love you Ben, and we've met only very briefly. Such is your inherent power.

But, more importantly, why were you bitter and what on tits did you do?

#1 Not go to College and go work at a ski resort like the rest of my friends.
#2 After a few years of chillaxing in the mountains I'd go back to University.
#3 Go back to 2001 And stop myself from getting drunk in a sauna, running out to a lake, realizing it's too cold, turning back but tripping on a rock and falling face first into a really big one thus breaking my front tooth in 4 pieces. I still have the tooth but it was a terrible experience I would like to make not happen.

Quote: Curt @ January 19 2009, 3:47 PM GMT


#3 Go back to 2001 And stop myself from getting drunk in a sauna, running out to a lake, realizing it's too cold, turning back but tripping on a rock and falling face first into a really big one thus breaking my front tooth in 4 pieces. I still have the tooth but it was a terrible experience I would like to make not happen.

Must resist urge to chuckle

Awww Curt that's bad times mate. 2001 was a crazy year though.

At a certain point in my teenage life I walked away from several of my friends, which I regret, but at this point it's way too late to get back together with them. One is dead. Also, you can't easily say "sorry I haven't phoned you since 1979!"

Also, I suppose there's been the occasional mistake job-wise. Taking jobs which looked good, but end up taking you up a long blind alley, which you don't realise until 5 years later.

Beware things of this nature, folks.

2001 was a shit year for me (hard physical jobs, shitty college and a continued failure at romance) and at a large scale (Bush enters, 911 ect...) but I did go to a lot of bad ass parties....I think that was the only highlight of this year.

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