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I have too many regrets, small and large, that one change wouldn't effect. Am I allowed to smother myself as an infant? If not, then I'd change my sex... to male coz the Slaggs have trouble working out what the hell I am.
:P Laughing out loud

Quote: SlagA @ January 19 2009, 3:07 PM GMT

Am I allowed to smother myself as an infant?

If not I'll use my trip to smother you. Because I'm that nice.

You are all heart Gav.

Quote: Gavin @ January 19 2009, 3:08 PM GMT

If not I'll use my trip to smother you. Because I'm that nice.

Laughing out loud I'll hold you to it.

I can't think of one - there's looooads.

Can we not use this thread as a means of planing to kill each other? It's brings the mood down!

Quote: JuliaC @ January 19 2009, 3:10 PM GMT

I can't think of one - there's looooads.

Why not smother SlagA then?? I can use my trip to go back and fight a dinosaur.

Pop along to the BBC in the 70s and tell them not to trash lots of their tapes of classic TV, namely Dr Who, Pete & Dud etc.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 19 2009, 3:10 PM GMT

Can we not use this thread as a means of planing to kill each other? It's brings the mood down!

yes ma'am

Miss Buzzkillington

Quote: Gavin @ January 19 2009, 3:12 PM GMT

yes ma'am

Miss Buzzkillington

Now who likes a good story about a bridge? :P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 19 2009, 3:14 PM GMT

Now who likes a good story about a bridge? :P

Depends are you using bridge in the structure sense or the Fergie sense?

Ewwwwww.

I can't think of anything I would really do...

There must be something important I wish I hadn't done.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 19 2009, 3:18 PM GMT

Ewwwwww.

She is quite hideous though, like a Madame Tuasades escapee

Quote: zooo @ January 19 2009, 3:20 PM GMT

There must be something important I wish I hadn't done.

Me?

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