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If you had a time machine......

..... and could go back and change only one thing, what would it be?

I would not go to University. I would do a modern apprenticeship in something I wanted to do instead.

I would have not come home from travelling... I'm now stuck with tonnes of debt and in a country that rains.

The post I just deleted. :P

I would kill and replace Lord Reith and become the worlds most powerful broadcaster and shaper of minds.

Like Big Brother (proper Orwell version) with cock gags.

Mu ha ha!

I don't think I'd change anything. It's the mistakes that make us better people.

It don't matter now - he's going tommorow anyway.

Who's going tomorrow?

Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 2:48 PM GMT

I don't think I'd change anything. It's the mistakes that make us better people.

Actually, what the hell am I talking about?! There's one vicious outburst against someone that I would beg my past self not to do.

It hurt me Ben... tore me.

Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 2:48 PM GMT

I don't think I'd change anything. It's the mistakes that make us better people.

Yeah, I really don't think I have any regrets. You don't know what that one change could do to your life. I'm alive today, and that's all thanks to my previous decisions - if I make a change (as Michael Jackson once sang) who knows what position I could be in.

Oh, no, scratch that, I'd have had my hair cut when at senior school. I had crap 90s curtains (like everyone did) and I looked a f**king todger.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 19 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

It hurt me Ben... tore me.

No, that was his scarily thick cock.

Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

Actually, what the hell am I talking about?! There's one vicious outburst against someone that I would beg my past self not to do.

Why, what did you do?

Quote: Seefacts @ January 19 2009, 2:56 PM GMT

Oh, no, scratch that, I'd have had my hair cut when at senior school. I had crap 90s curtains (like everyone did) and I looked a f**king todger.

Nothing wrong with that.

*flicks hair*

Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 2:58 PM GMT

Nothing wrong with that.

*flicks hair*

Ahh, to have had your luscious bouffant aged 13.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 19 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

It hurt me Ben... tore me.

I said we should use lube, but you wouldn't listen!

Quote: Seefacts @ January 19 2009, 2:57 PM GMT

Why, what did you do?

I was once very, very bitter.

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