..... and could go back and change only one thing, what would it be?
I would not go to University. I would do a modern apprenticeship in something I wanted to do instead.
If you had a time machine......
I would have not come home from travelling... I'm now stuck with tonnes of debt and in a country that rains.
The post I just deleted. 
I would kill and replace Lord Reith and become the worlds most powerful broadcaster and shaper of minds.
Like Big Brother (proper Orwell version) with cock gags.
Mu ha ha!
I don't think I'd change anything. It's the mistakes that make us better people.
It don't matter now - he's going tommorow anyway.
Who's going tomorrow?
Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 2:48 PM GMTI don't think I'd change anything. It's the mistakes that make us better people.
Actually, what the hell am I talking about?! There's one vicious outburst against someone that I would beg my past self not to do.
It hurt me Ben... tore me.
Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 2:48 PM GMTI don't think I'd change anything. It's the mistakes that make us better people.
Yeah, I really don't think I have any regrets. You don't know what that one change could do to your life. I'm alive today, and that's all thanks to my previous decisions - if I make a change (as Michael Jackson once sang) who knows what position I could be in.
Oh, no, scratch that, I'd have had my hair cut when at senior school. I had crap 90s curtains (like everyone did) and I looked a f**king todger.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 19 2009, 2:54 PM GMTIt hurt me Ben... tore me.
No, that was his scarily thick cock.
Quote: Ben @ January 19 2009, 2:53 PM GMTActually, what the hell am I talking about?! There's one vicious outburst against someone that I would beg my past self not to do.
Why, what did you do?
Quote: Seefacts @ January 19 2009, 2:56 PM GMTOh, no, scratch that, I'd have had my hair cut when at senior school. I had crap 90s curtains (like everyone did) and I looked a f**king todger.
Nothing wrong with that.
*flicks hair*
Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 2:58 PM GMTNothing wrong with that.
*flicks hair*
Ahh, to have had your luscious bouffant aged 13.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 19 2009, 2:54 PM GMTIt hurt me Ben... tore me.
I said we should use lube, but you wouldn't listen!
Quote: Seefacts @ January 19 2009, 2:57 PM GMTWhy, what did you do?
I was once very, very bitter.