Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 10
Kevin thought his Dad might have misunderstood his wish for a big cock.
Is that a rocket in your arm or are you just pleased to see me...
Look you can give to your girlfriend, trust me your mother loves it
Ken wanted a live size David Cameron, this was dad's compromise.
Young Jimmy Bin Laden really hoped it was a huge novelty cock toy.
Dad had finally got venegance on that bull elephant which scared Timmy when he was 7.
"I know it's not the car you wanted, but it's one hell of a fanny magnet."
When Stuart had said he wanted an old banger for his 17th this wasn't what he meant...
The enormous pepper grinder meant Gypetto was a man and an Italian waiter.
"I know what you're thinking; the wrapping paper's a bit girly..."
Surf's up
Just remember to aim it away from the face...
"if it doesn't fit, you can take it back"
I got a bit confused with this new fangled metric system
Don't drink it all at once...
The new sized Dairy Milk was a little over the top