Quote: Griff @ January 18 2009, 10:56 PM GMTRight. I'm taking your breakfast away. Now you can have
and f**king like it.
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Quote: Griff @ January 18 2009, 10:56 PM GMTRight. I'm taking your breakfast away. Now you can have
and f**king like it.
Mill worms?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 18 2009, 10:56 PM GMTI have to have my fried eggs really well done. My mother always use to do them so they were still really running and it always made me sick.
Ditto! Slimey/snotty eggs are the sickest thing ever.
Quote: Moonstone @ January 18 2009, 10:55 PM GMTYay and it's only 1p!
Is it a lesbo romp? *gets 1p out of wallet*
Nah... basically there are three girls - a mean one, a spoilt one, and a geeky one and the first two plan on playing horrible ghostly tricks on the third and have a party at this house which belongs to the mean ones Aunt who is away but it backfires when real ghostly things start to happen..... The twist at the end is great.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 18 2009, 11:00 PM GMTNah... basically there are three girls - a mean one, a spoilt one, and a geeky one and the first two plan on playing horrible ghostly tricks on the third and have a party at this house which belongs to the mean ones Aunt who is away but it backfires when real ghostly things start to happen..... The twist at the end is great.
I have no idea why or where from, but this is really ringing a bell.
It's a bit of a classic in Ozzieland. By Robin Klein.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 18 2009, 11:00 PM GMTNah... basically there are three girls - a mean one, a spoilt one, and a geeky one and the first two plan on playing horrible ghostly tricks on the third and have a party at this house which belongs to the mean ones Aunt who is away but it backfires when real ghostly things start to happen..... The twist at the end is great.
They are all infact dead?
Quote: Griff @ January 18 2009, 10:49 PM GMT
Not much of a fan. Not that I'm not a fan at all.
Besides, I don't like tomato, mushrooms, black pudding (or whatever those nasty black things are), and not a particular brown-bread enthusiast either.
Quote: Griff @ January 18 2009, 10:56 PM GMTRight. I'm taking your breakfast away. Now you can have
and f**king like it.
What the shitting flipping Norah is that?!
Quote: Gavin @ January 18 2009, 11:19 PM GMTThey are all infact dead?
(Probably true.)
Quote: Moonstone @ January 18 2009, 10:58 PM GMTDitto! Slimey/snotty eggs are the sickest thing ever.
Noo! They're best like that.
Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 12:56 AM GMTNoo! They're best like that.
Runny yolks = yummy
Runny whites = nasty
I've never tried black pudding. I need to rectify that.
Quote: Gavin @ January 18 2009, 11:19 PM GMTThey are all infact dead?
I wouldn't want to ruin it for Ian.
Glad nobody picked up on the fact that I'd originally written "blacks pudding."
Quote: DaButt @ January 19 2009, 1:10 AM GMTI've never tried black pudding. I need to rectify that.
I actually don't know if I have, come to think about it. But I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't like it.
Quote: SlagA @ January 18 2009, 10:37 PM GMTI collect some very odd books. I love exotic thoughts and people who originate them. Many of the books are passed on to me by SlagB, who trawls charity shops, knowing I collect the weird.
Some are absurd, some are plausible, most are just too embarassing to admit to owning.
Rubbish answer.
Here's porn as written by SlaggA,
"These did some stuff together which might have been sex,"
and Lassie by SlaggA.
"This animal which might have been a dog did stuff and may have come home at some point,"
Titles SlaggA, or am I going to accuse you of having an autographed copy of the erotic poetry of Paul Gadd.
Most of the books on my bookshelf are comedy script books that people keep buying me. I think I have about 30 now, 4 of which I've read.
Best book I own is the 2007 Viz Magna Farta Profannisaurus, signed by all the Viz artists and featuring original artwork of the Fat Slags, Finbarr Saunders and Gilbert Ratchett.
Strangest book (apart from the many alien / conspiracy ones) is I suppose The Last Laugh script book. I call it strange because it's utterly useless to mankind, in that it was originally for a BBC talent competition in 2005 and contains the first 20 minutes of numerous sitcoms that applicants were meant to finish for the comp. The only reason I've kept it is because the BBC sent me a copy signed by every writer. So amongst its pages are signatures from the likes of Armstrong & Bain, Marks & Gran, Ian Patterson etc. I basically daren't throw it away because I genuinely believe it's bad juju to do so.
Sometimes I want to burn it. Is that bad?
Eccentric more than bad.
All those signatures of famous comics eh? A cheque fraud caper seems a possibility.....