So what unusual tomes line your book shelves?
I'm not neccesairly talking about, the good or the funny. But more the rare, strange and perhaps sinister......
Got a copy of the Satanic Bible bound in leather that could be human? Or famous Nazi knock knock jokes?
Sootyj has
1 A copy of the Necromnicon.
2 The Gates of Janus by Ian Brady.
3 The Turner Diaries.
4 A cookbook supposedly written by the crew of the original Star Ship Enterprise.
5 About a dozen books on the cold war and nuclear war.
A Dick Emery cookbook. Is that unusual enough?
Pretty what does he reccomend?
Cream cakes naughty but you'll like them.
I have Fred West's biography, I Never Promised You A Garden, Rose
I can't claim that awful joke as my own, but I'd thought I'd share it with you all.
Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2009, 2:56 PM GMTPretty what does he reccomend?
Cream cakes naughty but you'll like them.
I don't actually have it on my bookshelf here (alas), but I will try and remember to check next time I get a chance. It's the favourite recipes of each of his regular characters. Quite amusing really.
That's 3 odd cookery books we must all have most peculiar diets.
Boom boom.
Actually, I'm not much of a fan of British food.
I collect some very odd books. I love exotic thoughts and people who originate them. Many of the books are passed on to me by SlagB, who trawls charity shops, knowing I collect the weird.
Some are absurd, some are plausible, most are just too embarassing to admit to owning. 
When I was a teenager, I used to love this book called Games. I shall try and track it down! It was good.
That is as scary as I go.
Quote: Griff @ January 18 2009, 10:49 PM GMT
The bacon isn't crispy though and the egg yolks aren't cooked. And the bread is brown.
What the hell are those black things is it black pudding? 
Typical B&B english, not your average greasy spoon one.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 18 2009, 10:52 PM GMTThat is as scary as I go.
Yay and it's only 1p!
It wasn't just that the boys didn't show up for the party
Is it a lesbo romp? *gets 1p out of wallet*
I have to have my fried eggs really well done. My mother always use to do them so they were still really running and it always made me sick.
Quote: Griff @ January 18 2009, 10:56 PM GMTRight. I'm taking your breakfast away. Now you can have
and f**king like it.
Ewwwww maggots! 
