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Quote: zooo @ January 16 2009, 2:14 PM GMT

I can't eat a hot water bottle!
Oh I see...

You could eat some cucumber... that will soothe.

Don't eat the hot water bottle. :)

Quote: Ben @ January 16 2009, 2:15 PM GMT

A flannel folded over would be more than enough.

Indeed. Indeed. In fact, didn't a tissue work last time?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

You could eat some cucumber... that will soothe.

Well I've never heard that before!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

Indeed. Indeed. In fact, didn't a tissue work last time?

Tissues are so useful for penis related mishaps.

Dr Mato has finished beading her dresses and dropped them off to be pressed. Dr Mato gets on plane on Sunday to fly to Washington DC.

I will have fun fun fun!!!

Quote: zooo @ January 16 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

Well I've never heard that before!

I made it up! :D

Quote: Ben @ January 16 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

Tissues are so useful for penis related mishaps.

They really are. I like popping it over so it looks like they are wearing a little hankerchief hat!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 2:33 PM GMT

They really are. I like popping it over so it looks like they are wearing a little hankerchief hat!

Nothing beats putting a pair of glasses on it and watching it's Pinocchio-like nose grow.

Quote: zooo @ January 16 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

Well I've never heard that before!

Yeah, 'eat'.

Still lips, I suppose...

*feels even more queasy*

What's the matter with you, zooo?

Drink some milk zooos. It's what Ian Rush drinks.

Quote: Aaron @ January 16 2009, 3:37 PM GMT

Yeah, 'eat'.

Still lips, I suppose...

You're gross. :( Sick

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

You're gross. :( Sick

No, YOU are!

Hello, Aaron!

Quote: Ben @ January 16 2009, 3:52 PM GMT

Heil Aaron!

Quote: Ben @ January 16 2009, 3:47 PM GMT

What's the matter with you, zooo?

Er, you probably don't wanna know. Cool

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